Aikio

(W.I.P. Massive upgrades and changes coming.) Name: Aikio Species: Elf Age: 20s (appearance) 100+ (actual) "Thank you for choosing Aikio's Shipping Company! "With over one hundred years of experience (that I'll admit to, anyway), my company is easily the best choice around for delivering whatever you need shipped anywhere in the multiverse, ranging from pizza and knick knacks to rare and ancient artifacts. You name it, and we can deliver it. We even have the option to ship people within my own belly as well as those of my daughter Lisa, my neko nephew Alagon and his sister Kristy (when they're not my lunch, that is) depending on what the client wants, needs, and/or whoever is free at the moment. With the best ratings this corner of the multiverse, your delivery is in safe hands with us and our ratings are always high. "What's that? You hear someone in my belly calling for help? That's just the, uh, in-flight movie my current passengers are watching, They'll be fine once we reach our destination, and so will you if you decide to travel with us. Did I mention that you'll get to see all kinds of sights and nekos get free travel (because they're so yummy)? Contact any of our offices throughout the multiverse to find out more."