Birichino

Description? Eh, I like being mysterious.
Oh, and if you do something stupid, I'll have to have you executed after I take over Earth, kay?

If it's not listed below, I just don't like it.

Okay, a little about me. I really just eat people for the fun of it. This means that I like to have some challenge involved with my prey. If they're too easy to capture physically, I might just test their moral resiliance.
I have a magic seal I keep on my left thumb that keeps them safe from the hostile, churning environment known as "my stomach." I can't and don't want to eat anything my size, so I carry a wand from the Magic_Shop, which lets me shrink AND flavour morsels.
Speaking of the shop, I also got a vortex bag there in return for returning money a certain magician had stolen from them. I think I'll dye it black.
And speaking of fun, odds are you're not getting into my pants.

Anyway, the aforementioned seal leaves afflicted prey with a little tattoo. It goes away if they try to wipe it off, but since it makes them dissolution-proof, they shouldn't, and it's invincible until they want it off. I have a whole book of magic seals, but I'm hesitant to explore and employ many others.
Recently, I decided to eliminate the middleman and learn how to put the seal directly on my tongue. That should take some of the coordinating out of capturing prey.

The ray just compresses people by reducing the orbits of their electrons, but my handy demonic strength lets me hold them quite comfortably.

Speaking of my body, I have a few fun quirks. Firstly, my tongue is totally smooth. I can taste, but I don't use human tastebuds. Secondly, I have no uvula. Good luck finding something to grab onto!
Third and most important, my digestive system doesn't have intestines. Being a high-energy creature, I can absorb a very high amount of what I eat as nutrients and convert the remainder into the endothermic chemical from my skin. In other words, my stomach only has one way in or out if you're staying in one piece.
It's only fair to warn you that I don't have actual body heat. If it's warm in my body, then I'm being nice to you. See, I know a fair amount of fire magic I usually layer my body with to simulate natural warmth. On my own, my body's refreshingly cool, and can even become freezing if I get too excited.

Lately, it seems that a lot of people have a lot of wants, so I think I'll be opening a sort of unofficial service. Basically, I can get you something you want, but then you're going to have to give me something. It's a deal with a demoness, no way around it, but if you're observant, you might end up with the results you intended...

Goodies
Good news! I gots a wand from Hannia_and_Hana! Two, in fact. I totally can't pass up sticking around to use these, so I think I'll be staying...but I am lazy, so this'll update when it updates, and I'm still putting my physical stuff on the blog, so here will just be for Park updates.
My first wand is made with my awesome demonic armbone, and can push you around and screw with you just as well as I can on its own...though like me, sometimes it just wants to have fun. It's a nice sleek black, but if you get it excited, red spots will appear on the surface.
My second is from Kanbi's body. Did I mention she's my new minion? It has a lacey, shiftinf web pattern on it and it either charms the target to my will or drives them crazy, two things I'd do on my own, but in a fast, easy-to-use package! GLEE!

I am such an evil genius. I now have in my possession (read: stomach), one spicy redhead by the name of Claire. She's the usual size I like my prey and probably quite a willing victim. I got her from Bria's restaurant, and since I didn't digest her, she's all mine~!
On a roll, I was able to obtain vibrator nunchucks from the Technology_Facility. I'l admit they're not really my thing, but I could probably really hurt someone with them and they'd be great for..."exciting" girls I want something from.
And of course, before my grand exit, I got some growth pills from the same place. They're said to grow any part of the body, but I haven't discovered their limits...yet.

I should've done this from the start, but I think I'll be keeping a tab of morsels past.
In no particular order, I've eaten...
My Kanbi
Meyra, a cute little fey
Claire, as mentioned above
Shattered_Requiem's Madalyne
Riibea