Bloodsucker_Harley

So... a lot of things have happened to me lately, as you can probably tell... For starters, I'm a vampire now, apparently! Sleeping during the day, drinking people's blood, the whole nine yards! Yay... I guess...? I mean, I didn't exactly ask to be turned into a bloodsucker, but it's not all bad; I was never much of a morning person anyway!

So, it all started last month with that one Romanian chick who rolled into town--Ms. Bathory. People started turning up missing, or dead in the Gotham river, drained of their blood! Turned out that Ms. Bathory was actually some 500-year-old Transylvanian countess who had come to Gotham to attempt to revive her vampire master... Count Dracula himself! Dracula was going to turn Gotham into his kingdom of the undead... and Countess Bathory was not only looking to revive him, but she was also kidnapping women of her choosing to be Dracula's new brides upon the count's return... and wouldn't you know it, I was one of the ones chosen!!! Yeah, I know I would have been a slave to a dark overlord forever, but HELLO??? I was gonna be a bride of freakin' DRACULA!!! The baddest of all horror monsters!!! I'd grown up with the guy--I'd seen all his movies, read about him in books and comics and what-not... and I was about to meet THE Dracula in person!!!

Then, of course, old Bat-Brain and his Bat-Brats had to come in and fuck it all up--but not before Bathory had already bitten me and begun the process of converting me into a vampire! I don't remember much after that... aside from waking up with my new fangs plunged into the jugular of an unfortunate nurse at the hospital... Mmm, god, it never feels as good as that first drink... I mean, don't get me wrong; I've gotten blood in my mouth plenty of times as a murderous psycho, but... oooohh, with every drop of that sweet red stuff I took from that poor young girl's pretty little neck... I felt like I was gonna cum from the taste alone!!! I drained that little bitch dry... before I slipped out the window just as hospital staff forced open the door!

I started to adapt to my new unlife pretty quickly after that night. Since we did most of our jobs at night anyway, Mistah J seemed to tolerate my new "condition" enough, though I did notice he would nail a cross to his bedroom door at night, or hang a clove of garlic above his window--like most vampires, I'm highly allergic to the smell of garlic, and I get agitated in the presence of crosses or other holy symbols! Mistah J even started using a spray bottle filled with holy water stolen from a church to punish me whenever I'd fail or disobey him--of course, vampires and holy water just do not agree; just one spray of the stuff burned like acid on my skin!!! He'd also burn me with a modified flashlight using an ultraviolet beam--essentially, pocket sunlight--and he'd impale me through my heart with a wooden stake and leave me paralyzed on the ground, unable to move until Mistah J felt I'd learned my lesson! It was almost like Mistah J didn't trust me, like he was afraid I might try to bite him in his sleep... First off, I love my Puddin'; I wouldn't even dream of feeding off him without his consent! And secondly, eugh; not in a million years! I may be a psychopathic bloodsucker, but I've got standards when it comes to tainted blood, and his blood's as foul as they come! My babies still trust me, though, even if it took a while--animals like hyenas have a keen sense for things that are... undead, and normally, they don't like them... But it only took a few days of my babies barking and snapping at me before I got them to cool down and accept me again!

So, speaking of Mistah J... yeah, remember how I said he SEEMED to tolerate me? Well... not after THAT night... We'd kidnapped this city councilman's cute daughter and we were holding her for ransom and torturing her for fun! I even used her to feed off of, with Mistah J's permission and as long as I didn't kill her before the negotiations... Well, I was feeling particularly hungry and bored, and Mistah J was out meeting with the councilman to discuss the terms of his daughter's "release"--we never actually planned to release the little slut; we were just going to kill her anyway! So, as I watched her hanging by her arms from the ceiling and listened to her sobbing pleas for mercy... I decided to... experiment a little... I have no idea what came over me, but... at that moment, I wanted more than just blood--I wanted it ALL... I wanted to see what it felt like to rip that little whore to pieces... slowly... So... I did...

I started with her toes... nibbling them off one by one in a sadistic game of "This Little Piggy", while the loudest and most beautiful screams I'd ever heard filled my ears... Then, with her blood all over my lips and mouth, I moved on to her feet, then up her legs, then her juicy rear and hips, her soft tummy and ample chest... I devoured her bit by juicy bit... and I made sure to keep her alive for as long as possible! Why hadn't I done this before, even when I wasn't a vampire??? It felt... AMAZING!!! Now I understood why Croc loved it so much! By the time I was done I was completely soaked in blood... and looking at Mistah J's bewildered face as he stood in the doorway, before his skin turned from white to red in pure anger!

He threw me out on my ass... And my babies too... Told me to go live with Croc in the sewer if I was going to do stuff like that... Said he was going to barricade his hideouts with garlic and crosses to keep me from ever coming back to him again... We were through... So... now I'm out here on my own, doing whatever it takes to survive... I hide away in the shadows during the day, and come out at night mostly to feed and maybe look for a good time, if there aren't any Bat-Brats or vampire hunters around... That's pretty much what I've been up to lately...

So, Red... um... mind if I crash with you? I promise I won't bite...

--On 7/30/2018, in an alternate canon, Pamela_Isley managed to cure Harley of her vampirism by mixing together a combination of plant nectar, her own milk from her heavy breasts, and milk formed from the churned up remains of Harley and the Teen Titan Raven, who were both absorbed into Ivy's hungry tits. When Harley was revived in a new voluptuous body, she had been given Ivy's voracious assets and Raven's demonic powers as a result of the merger of DNA, but she was once again human!