Chef_Salad

A filling in the Sandwich_Alts strange as it may seem the chef comes from the same world as Gaius.

((The art is my own... I know I'm a terrible artist and photographer but its mine nonetheless.))

Please note that this is NOT as serious character. Its a joke made from my sometimes very demented humor.


A strange delicacy from the Hobgoblin Kingdom. Chef Salad is a head of lettuce harvested from a region called the "Dead Woods" a forest surrounding a temple dedicated to sadistic and cannibalistic sacrifice and the production of a drug called "Agony" which is distilled and purified pain. This creature, while extremely delicious and addicting is also a vicious killer. Though if you have a friend handy he'll cook you an awesome dinner... just dont bring a "good" friend.

BACKGROUND: In terms of world setting Salad comes from the same world as Gaius Orphani but from a different kingdom. Instead he comes from a kingdom controlled, and mostly populated by, hobgoblins.

While smarter than most lettuces of his variety Salad knew that eventually HE'd be on a cutting board as a healthy starter. This did not stop him from secretly learning forbidden "human and elven" cuisine from a villainous and cruel master chef. Sadly his mentor was brought to justice but not before learning his master's secret recepies.

Upon sneaking into a wizard's lad while fleeing from adventurers he flung himself into a portal to get away. Now he finds himself in the Nexus with a plethora of new ingredients. Better yet... He even has people who appreciate where his food comes from too.