Chocolates

 Chocolates, an ambitious project of The Sweet Life, Inc. Just how they are created or what makes them work is a very closely guarded secret, though what they are seems plain enough. Basically, they are anthropomorphic (or occasionally tauric) creatures made of chocolate, though not quite entirely that simple. Some are solid chocolate (milk, white, dark, or some combination thereof), while some are are much more complex and feature such things as a white chocolate skeleton or chocolate syrup flowing through intricately crafted veins. They also come in sizes ranging from four inches tall (available individually or as a group of six) to six feet tall. Regardless of their internal construction or size, all of them do seem to somehow be alive. And yes, all of them are fully aware of being edible delights. They are incapable of feeling pain and, embracing the purpose for which they were created, frequently encourage a nibble — or more.
 There are also some which do not die unless every single bit of them has been consumed, and are capable of regenerating any part of their bodies that have been eaten. This can be as quick five minutes for a little nibble, to fully twenty-four hours to reconstitute themselves from as little as a single crumb. Even these do not fear dying though, viewing complete consumption of themselves as the ultimate way to satisfy a sweet tooth.

 Obviously a prey character. Requests for a Chocolate to eat your character will result in me pointing and laughing at you, and then ignoring you. I might make an exception with one of the more internally detailed ones if I really like your character, which may be more likely with a micro, and it’s come to my attention that I have a weakness for mice in particular. I’ll ask you though, not the other way around, m’kay? M’kay.
 The same also goes for any human or human-like characters who want to gnaw on the candy. I’m sorry, but nine times out of ten, I’m not going to be interested.
 There are a few Chocolates I won’t play. Humans (or nekos or nagas or the like) are the main one. I’ll rarely play a Chocolates the same species as the one eating them (it just creeps me out for some reason). I also don’t do fillings (mostly for manufacturing and technical reasons). And for the love of gooey caramel centers, I can play Chocolates as something besides a %#@&ing BUNNY!! >.<

 Apparently the update to C4 broke the custom sliders. I can’t be arsed to fix them right now, but it is on the to-do list. Eventually.

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