Claire_Steinkeller

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Claire was born to two abusive people that hated each other and her... or, wait, that's not right, they loved her very much? No, wait, wait...

Jesus fucking Christ, you can't even keep the story straight anymore, and you know why that is? Because I never fucking had parents to begin with, it's always one excuse or another, but YOU created me, so take some responsibility, you fatass...

I-I can't just tell people-

Fine, then I'll tell them about myself, and you can just sit there and type this up. Fair?

S-sure...

Good. So as you already know, my name is Claire Steinkeller, though I was Claire Branford when I was first created as some sweet little amnesiac that turned into a psychopathic killing machine whenever she lost consciousness. Yeah, those were good times, killing without mercy...

So eventually I was introduced to vore, and I kinda liked it, so the better personality became dominant, and I went on a binge or fifty.

I guess the universe didn't much like that one Claire had just ceased to exist, though, so another alternate reality was created with another me that was as disgustingly sweet as the original. She wore, SO MUCH PINK, such an eyesore, and worse she was a total pushover.

Anyway, my creator also decided to get in on the action and be a Claire too, which was kind of irritating, but what can a girl do? So there were three Claires bouncing around without rhyme or reason and I got sick of it, so I decided to transcend reality and become one Claire again.

Transcend reality? Seriously? I had the idea as I was falling asleep one night and decided to roll with it...

Do you have any idea how much lamer that sounds, though? UGH! Way cooler if you tell people I did it myself.

Anyway, yeah, the actual story is that the nerd got an idea to just have one Claire again, so now I am how I am! I'm still a bitch, or at least I can be, but I have this compulsion inside to be... well, I wouldn't say nice, but at least be slightly less of a bitch. The sugary-sweet Claire gave me these strange emotions, like "love" and "caring," the bullshit stuff they talk about in children's cartoons, but while I'm aware of all this, I know that if I did anything about it, that other Claire would begin to exist, and I refuse to tolerate that, so I'll live with the bullshit for my sake and yours.

You're welcome.

Are you about done?

I'll be done when I fuckin' say I'm done! I suppose you probably want your little part of this too, right? Well, too bad, I'll do that too, now keep typing.

Ok, so, like I said, I combined all THREE Claires, it's actually how I'm aware of all this meta-bullshit like my own creator, and how I'm able to talk to you right now. Typically, when I'm interacting with characters that aren't aware of what they are, I won't do anything too overt, don't want to break their perception of reality, but I'm totally aware of what I am, and I'm not afraid to address my creator, you, or anyone else.

I probably have other abilities too, but I don't really care enough to explore them, I might when properly motivated.

Oh, and the fatass nerd doing the typing would like you to know that she's still available too. To "RP" with, I mean. So if you're interested in playing with a slightly pudgy nerd with boring brown hair and eyes, a flat chest, and a huge ass, then just ask. She won't be inhabiting my body anymore, but the bitch insists on still using my name, she's too shy to reveal her own.

Now... what else... OH RIGHT! Almost forgot about the deal I've got with Linin. See, she was offering a pretty awesome deal, I trade my immortal soul and my ticket to the afterlife, and in return I'm as persistent as she is. Technically, even now, I'm a part of her body, my soul and original body are part of her, sitting right on the chest region. In return, however, she gives me fake bodies to do with as I will.

To boil it down to just what's relevant for you, you can't eat my soul, since she has it, and while you can eat this body, Linin can just make another for me, so I'm essentially immortal.

Ok, that's all I got, you got anything else to add?

Ummm, if I think of something, I'll be sure to post it here...

Doesn't that seem like kind of a cop out?

Look, you covered everything important, I'm just gonna end this here... Oh, one last thing:

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Recent happenings:

*September 15th: WHAT?! Pregnant?!

That's right, Claire is now pregnant! After catching a cold, Sharik_Family tried to use a Miracle Potion to cure her. However, Miracle Potions aren't used to cure colds, they're used to impregnate cows! Seems they can impregnate people too.

So what, I'm pregnant now?! And who the hell is the "father" in this case?

The answer to the first question was already answered, as for the second, well, technically there IS no biological father, presumably her baby is genetically identical to Claire (in other words, a "clone"), meaning Claire is guaranteed to have a daughter!

Th-this is too sudden! I'm not ready to be a mother!

Well, you have 9 more months to get ready~


*November 8th: Almost 8 weeks pregnant now! while the baby developing inside Claire still isn't visible, she's begun to suffer horribly~

Ugh, don't sound so fuckin' pleased about it! I throw up every fucking morning and I have the strangest appetite! I ate my couch yesterday... I NEEDED that couch!

Heehee, as she said, she's begun to suffer from the kind of cravings only an uber pred could fulfill, so you better watch out in case she's craving YOU!


*December 7th: Getting close to 12 weeks pregnant, Claire has started to develop a barely-noticeable baby bump! Her cravings, if anything, have only gotten worse! Better watch out or she might eat you out of house and home (literally!)


*February 6th: The 21st week approaches fast, and Claire has more than a little baby bump now! In fact, she's got quite a belly! Her cravings have calmed down significantly, and she often finds herself not really in the mood to eat people so much anymore, resulting in a healthier and more varied diet for her unborn child. Occasionally, she's been feeling the baby move a bit!

*June 17th: Claire's daughter CJ_Steinkeller has finally been born! Claire is mostly just glad to have that little monster OUT of her, though she has to admit... her new daughter is adorable...