Clarissa_E_I_A_N

Na, na, naked.... na, na, na, na, naked... na, na, na, naked...

The old show title: "Clarissa Explains It All", the story of a teenage girl... and that's about it. Granted, she was no average girl: a programmer of her own computer games, always talking to an unseen audience, best friends with a hungry wolf who refused to use the door unless he had someone in his gut... completely typical and atypical at the same time.

The new show title: "Clarissa Explains It All... Naked", the result of a bet between her and her wolfie friend over who could build the largest replica of the Eiffel tower made of breadsticks. Since such bets are legally enforceable once made, and the bet specified no particular time frame after which Clarissa could wear clothes again, this high schooler is now required to never wear any type of clothing again - she is allowed accessories like jewelry, hairbands, and makeup, but is she puts on so much as a sock she'll spend the rest of her life polishing teacups in a china shop.

Fortunately, the one that got Clarissa into this mess is happy to help her deal with it: the teen has gotten used to being slung over one furry shoulder like a sack of potatoes for traveling, or in a pinch of cold weather in his belly. It's the least he could do, after all.