Hi and welcome to another episode of Cooking with Canace. Just kidding, this place isn't really about a cooking show. . unless you want it to be. It's actually just somewhere where I can share some of my preferences on cooking and play out various fantasies related to it. And, oh, do I have fantasies for you!
From cooking in an oven to roasting on a spit over an open fire, it's all good here. However, if you ask me, that's only half the fun! Part of the joy of cooking comes from the prep work, you know. Getting your ingrediants together, letting the "meat" watch as you light the fire and line everything up on the counter, seasoning the poor dear. Sometimes you just gotta tenderize it with a good old fashioned fucking, too!
And don't worry, this kitchen doesn't discriminate against furs and demis! All are equally edible as long as you cook it right.
Just don't forget to play with your food.
