Cooking_Milf

Hello all you tasty people out there ^_^

I'm a very hungry mature woman who spends her days at home cooking tasty treats or in town looking for some free meat ;-) Luckily My kiddys are now in uni (Lucky for them... they looked tasty) and I did kinda ate there dad so now I'm always alone and looking for fun.

So if you're interested in hanging out with me for sexy times and then dinner please come bug me, but I will stress please oh please read my preferences before bugging me. Its a major annoyance of mine, I take my time to read people profiles, please extend me the same respect ^_^

Permavored meals:
None so far, fancy being my first ;-)

Statuses and there meanings:
Online= Ive just logged on, or too lazy to set a status, in short free for all hehe ^_^
Away= Means I'm buried under with rps so dont exepct to get a rp from me at that moment in time (dw if im rping with you, still means where rping)
Looking for RP= Common scene prevails
Do Not Disturb= I'm doing my writing work and only really online for friend to play with, new people can talk to me but no rping... soz
RP as Prey= I'm drunk and pressed the wrong button, please correct me hehe ;-)
RP as Predator= Once again common scene has its own rewards
Out of character= Once again drunk please correct me haha
In character= I'm in character so if you come talk to me youll get me
Open for Approach in RP= I'm ready for you :-3
Player is distracted= I may not reply

(Got up a new pic... sorry if it looks a bit pixelated, my pcs really not working to well atm X-D ...Oh and have full permission to use this as I'm the original creator of this pic)
 
Roleplay Preferences (Click here for explanation)

As Pred

Being PredBeing Prey Always/Love
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Never/Dislike I'm a eater not a eated... not a word I think
Soft Vore Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Love a meal whole hehe
Hard Vore Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Also love nom nom noming too :-3
Digestion Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Mmm... belly soup
Fatality Always/Love
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Never/Dislike FATALITY! ...sorry had to be done X-D
Reforming Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Yay! more food :-D
Endo Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Not too sure about this one, enlighten me ;-)
Oral Vore Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Urm... duh?
Unbirthing Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Hehe cant beat a living dildo :-3
Breast Vore Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Love free milk too!
Unconventional Vore Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Cooking is unconventional right?
Stretchy Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Love a big belly with squirming prey :-3
Realistic Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Cant beat this too... guessing it would cover the hard vore bit lol
Cooking Always/Love
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Never/Dislike I LOVE COOKING!!! :-D
Food Related Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Foods cooking related so yes its good
Rough Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Only wimps don't like it hard, my holes have taken quite a pounding over the years hehe
Gentle Always/Love
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Never/Dislike But saying that a cuddle on the sofa is nice too
Sex Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Being a single horny milf... ill let you figure it out
Pain Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Goes with the hard vore... and the sexy times hehe
Blood Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Hard vore again, love my meat medium rare sometimes ;-)
Scat Always/Love
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Never/Dislike POOOOOOOP! Tehe
Disposal Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Hay a meals gotta come out some how
Watersports Always/Love
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Never/Dislike ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Bondage Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Mmm... cooking twine makes the meat look so sexy
Magic Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Recently become Merasmus from TF2s apprentice *Waves wand* Rain of jarate! :-3
Willing Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Cant beat a easy supper
Unwilling Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Or a meal that wont go down easy :-3
Micro/Macro Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Sorry im not a snacking kinda girl
Same Size Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Go big or go home... id even eat a naga or a dragon if they crossed my path ^_^
Male Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Recently been put off as of late, most are very boring and only ever after the same things... so untill I'm interested again bugger off ((Unless where friends then come over here and give momma a hug ^_^))

also on a side note, yes it was "once" positive, no it dosn't mean I'm gonna rp with you... it means if you're not a friend of mine or if I have not personally contacted you about a rp... where not gonna rp, I think this is getting me more pissed than my base reason why I wont rp with men now... ffs stop being lazy and read! :-/
Female Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Come to me willing or not, I love soft tender lady meat ^_^
Herm Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Sexy woman tooled up for all occasions, perfection if I say so myself :-3
Human Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike My chicken food, easy to cook with ^_^
Demi Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Cant beat a mixer hehe
Fur Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Also dont mind eating cats... my local take away loves me :-3
Scaly Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Mmm... cold blooded meals are so chewy <3
Feathered Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike KFC? hehe
Plants Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Dont mind the odd salad too
Animal / Non-morphic Always/Love
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Never/Dislike <what ever this is, is cool too
Non-Sentient Partner Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Not really a fan of rocks and stuff... love a living meal hehe
Underage Character Always/Love
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Never/Dislike I dont fuck kids and I dont eat them... thats like eating a very very ripe banana... it tastes horrid and people give you funny looks
Verbose Posts Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Just fine with me
Quick Posts Always/Love
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Never/Dislike ^^^^^^^^^^^
Evolving Character Always/Love
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Never/Dislike ^^^^^^^^^^^
Breaking 4th Wall Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Not too sure about this one
Staying In Character Always/Love
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Never/Dislike Darn 4th wall breaking the link...
Just fine with me
Surprise Me Always/Love
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Never/Dislike ^^^^^^^^^^^
Multi-Session Always/Love
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Never/Dislike ^^^^^^^^^^^
Grab and Gulp Always/Love
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Never/Dislike ^^^^^^^^^^^
Group Roleplay Always/Love
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Never/Dislike ^^^^^^^^^^^
Vore game Always/Love
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Never/Dislike ^^^^^^^^^^^
(Want to learn this one, looks like random fun)
Whisper Always/Love
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Never/Dislike ^^^^^^^^^^^
Public Always/Love
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Never/Dislike ^^^^^^^^^^^
Private Always/Love
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Never/Dislike ^^^^^^^^^^^