"How am I doing? Meowvelous... Sorry I actually hate cat puns."
"Oh yeah, call me Alex. Like short for Alexis."
Model#: CN9-283-1983
"Dunno if that last number is sequential or not. That'd mean a lot of siblings if it is."
Height: 7'6" (~229cm)
"This was a special order. My model usually comes in 5'2" and 5'9" variations."
Weight: "Meow Dare You!... Fuck. I think I'm programmed to make these shitty jokes, ugh."
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--From an old flyer
CN9-283-1983 or, as she prefers to be called, Alex, is a top of the line InGennovations® Designer Demi™, a personalized special order based on the Cute Nekoess v9 (or CN9) product line, which was at one time the most popular line of genetically grown demihuman companions on the market. At least until some holier-than-thou government agency decided that something about growing near-human lifeforms from scratch for the sole purpose of being pets or toys was somehow '
unethical'. Almost overnight the company and basically all of its liquid assets vanished mysteriously. Or, more likely, the company behind the company liquidated everything and bought off the right officials to make sure there was no long term liability.
Anyways none of that corporate intrigue actually matters, but in the wake of the ban owning an InGennovations® designer demi became a sort of social faux pas. Phrases like "genetic horror", "playing at god", "ethical nightmare" and "redefining the concept of humanity and the soul" got tossed around a lot. Philosophical quandries aside, it was just so much
easier for people to just drive out past the city limits, dump 'em off in the middle of the woods somewhere and then pretend they've never heard of "designer whatevers" if asked.
And that's how Alex ended up here. Built to be a child's birthday present with a whole suite of expensive genetic enhancements designed to make her the perfect, ever cheerful lifelong companion... Now stuck on her own in a town she's never been to before with basically no marketable skills whatsoever. Actually that's not true, her buyers sprung for a deluxe culinary package that's made her a pretty damn good cook, but it's not like a
nice restaurant is going to just hire some random neko off the street and like hell is she going to wait tables or flip hamburgers for a living. Oh yeah, she's kind of spoiled and bitter too. She
was designed to be the personal companion of some ludicrously rich trust fund baby after all.
Uh. WIP. Yeah. A
dragon will add more later.
