"Sup nerds, I'm Wade but you can call me Deadpool! "
So those jack-off writers from marvel finally did it! They killed me in the comics, or as I like to call it, 'Deadpools day off!" Either way I'm gone but I'm still not with my baby death because butthurt baby thanos banished me from dying! What a cockblock, am I right!? So bam I'm in your porno fantasy universe ready for whatever you nerds got.
Now then LADIES, sorry guys the 'pool like-a-the titties, I promise to be perverted to a fault with the intentions of appreciating your booty .. Ahem .. Beauty. But get it right my body and hard on may be yours but my heart belongs to death, and every time you gurgle me away your sending me on a short date with my sweet lady de muerte. I appreciate this and will always make it worth your time. Now if I gurgle you away you may be considered a gift to my baby beyond the bones. *winky face* now let's see those sliders!