Diahna_Zeit

"Tick tock, tick tock."

Now, as much as I'd love to regale you with stories about my awesome might and the great responsibilty that comes with being the boss of Time and all that lovely jazz, I'd really rather just have a cup of tea with a denizen of the future, or maybe pet a dinosaur. I like the Raptors, they're so elegant, honestly.

But yes, I control Time. I am Time. You can't spell time with out 'me' after all. Nor can you have any Time at all without me. It's a funny thing.

I could sit there and watch you all turn to dust in the blink of an eye, or watch light creep along like one of you mortals might watch shadows moving with the setting sun.

Sounds poetic, doesn't it?

I could warp all Time back to the Beginning, even before it, when only I and the other Three pillars of Reality existed. I could send everything to a future so distant, it would break your mind to view.

Well, I mean, it's possible with my power, but I can't actually get away with it. Arceus would kick my ass up and down the timeline for eternity. No seriously, it's a binding law that none of us can cause that kind of large scale event without a unanimous vote of the four of us that it absolutely needs to be done. So we all stick to affecting ourselves and maybe a few other people at a time, maybe a city or continent if we're feeling like showing off.

I've been rambling a bit, is there anything you wanted to ask me?

Maybe it's why am I only 4'7" right now instead of 17'0"? Well that's because being that big is a pain in the butt, I can't get in any buildings! Plus, it's way easier to enjoy a Meatball sub or something when you're short. I could be bigger, if you really wanted to see it.

Maybe you're wondering what kind of time shenanigans I like to pull? It depends on how lazy or impish I'm feeling.

Maybe you'd like to know my favorite color? Cobalt Blue.

Maybe the answer to what really killed the dinosaurs? It was Deoxys. Yep.

Or maybe you want to discuss my crippling addiction to poffins? I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM, I COULD QUIT ANY TIME.

Ask away, we'll talk! We'll have a cup of tea! We'll celebrate your 8,097th birthday!
















































Diahna as a Gijinka in Formal Attire, drawn by me.



Diahna as a Gijinka in School Girl, also drawn by me.