Pudgy, pugilistic, and predominant, Doukiko is all about large and in charge, swinging her weight around to bully anyone unfortunate enough to be caught in her orbit. A total prima donna, this fox seems to have nothing better to do than push others down, or up when it comes to her rounded bubble butt. More than a few have met such a frightening fate... like, a lot more than a few.

Her predilection for gluttony makes her dangerous to be sure, but worse yet is her terrifying capacity; a hapless bystander hardly makes a dent on her figure. Get a few together, it might be a different story – or maybe a few and their car. Or bus. Or house! This fox's menacing appetite seems to be without limits, at least compared to your run of the mill gourmand.

Of course, she has her blind spots. Tempting her with wealth and power seems to work... sometimes. Or selling out others, that's always worth a try. Fawning over her might be the best bet, but it's a dangerous game – she might send you up her ass with the smoke you're blowing if you slip up.

Today both my legs were squashed flat by a truck when I tripped over an iron lying by the road. That's irony right there.

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Today I ate some chocolate.

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Today I ate Pizza

Haven't run away yet? Optimistic to think this vixen might be a useful ally, but then again, she has her uses. Even if “does not work well with others” might as well be stamped over her entire dossier, she makes an excellent hiding place for contraband or even smuggled individuals; even a group could probably use her to sneak in or out of a place. She also makes an excellent bodyguard, bouncer, suit of armor, you name it in the realm of security... as long as she's kept entertained, anyway. She's no stranger to debt collection or leaning on fools either, even if she might just swallow them up and run. Best to count those situations as plan A.