"Hahaha, of course then I leapt into the air and stabbed my trusty blade into its skull. That is how I slayed my first dragon today! Barkeep, bring another bottle!" -Dovahkini, spinning her stories to her bar mates.
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Name: Thaeje the Braggart.
Age: Eighteen. Try twenty three winters.
Height: Five feet, five inches. In your dreams shortstack.
Race: Nord. Why doesn't she know what a thane is then?
Title: Dovahkiin. What?!
Occupation: Savior of Skyrim. Dragonslayer. Monster Hunter. Companion. Adventurer. As she tells it..
Hobbies: Sex, drinking, sleeping, fine eating, and story-telling.. Finally some honesty!
Sometimes you really should keep your mouth shut, and Thaeje was never one to take that advice.
Short version: She can do shouts but this is not the mighty Dovahkiin. This is a woman very lucky to be around when a dragon died from entirely unrelated events and was hailed as a dragonslayer. Now she roams all the lands, spinning wild, imaginative stories about how awesome and spectacular she is...while cashing in on someone else's actual fame for free drinks and food. A professional mooch. Until someone actually makes her back up her tough talk with action, then she's in trouble.
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A SugarySweetAlts production~. More to come, but essentially all the important info is there already. A fun goof around alt but can be used for play, she's the braggart shoved woefully out of her depth.