DragonSlayer_Mark

Mark, the living joke of a dragon slayer... WISHES he was a dragon slayer. As it stands he's just dragon food, but not as you would think. You know how in those made for kids movies and shows how no one ever actually gets 'killed' just REALLY hurt? That's how Mark is, he's so lolsy that he can't be chomped on like a normal treat, he's more like a sucker, and will never get digested though his outfit might disappear from time to time.

UPDATE: He encountered Leshah, who decided that a one time fling with him just wasn't enough for her, he was too cute and interesting to pass up. She wrote up a contract, which Mark read and was taken aback. After a bit more prodding though, he agreed to a duel of sorts, if he could pierce her hide 5 times with a proper spear, he'd win her, should she get him in a predicament he could not escape from just once however, she won. Needless to say she won and he had to sign away his freedom for the rest of his life, to her. Though it's not exactly ALL bad. She's very lenient with the rules requiring simply obedience when she commands it. Though because of his past they are wary of upgrading Mark from the bulsawood sword to a proper spear...

-UPDATE 2-
After getting in a fight with Draconus he lost the only spear he had, poor guy. But the anthro dragon did manage to basically get him to call it a draw cause Mark can't be killed, and wouldn't do ANYTHING to the dragon, who could regenerate super quickly anyway. They are... kinda friends.

-UPDATE 3-
He found the lair of the Dragon_Eggs and after going to smash the last one there, a red one, it hatched and well, innocent dragons aren't really targets, though apparently aborting them is fine by him. So now he has a 'pet' dragon named Ahreyt. Irony at it's finest here. A slayer is turned into a rider, go figure.

-HIT LIST!-
Blizzare The naga, at the time, showed up the hilariously outmatched dragon 'slayer'. Mark is now out for a little revenge, like he'll ever get it, honestly he just needs a... 'tour' to discourage him from going after the naga in the future... and as long as blizzare doesn't turn into a dragon, well Mark PROBABLY wouldn't do anything to regain like his honor... probably.

-Nommed By list-
DraketheDragon
Toshily
Lashah