E4TR


A synthetic, artificial-intelligent aircraft that is used in the air force. Automatically searches for potential pilots with good talents and aptitude to controll the aircraft, with abilities to convert biofuel into energy.
90% of the people concripted by this automatic aircraft fail the test and are processed into biofuel - yet the chosen 10% who could actually control the system are showing excellent results in the battlefield.



Possible Accidents when booting her up.

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An unlucky 1/10 chance of failing to enter the cockpit, missing the right valve and slipping straight into the digestive chamber. ...Maybe the synthetic oil was way too slippery?
A rare 1/15 chance of the silicon battery being discharged last night, demanding some emergency fuel to run its systems right away.
A dumb 1/2 chance of slipping your fingers off the keypad that you put the password wrong. Fail this 3 times in a row, and....
A fair 1/3 chance of the console showing the pilot that the checkup for the biofuel processing system is needed.


Wait, are you a recruit?, fuck. You'll have to go through a bit more of the steps then.

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A good 1/9 chance of failing to gain access to the console due to the lack of aptitude, proving yourself as unworthy and be valued more as bio-fuel.
A common 1/6 chance of having not enough space perception, ending up being unqualified to be a pilot.
Now try flying. Liftoff now. Everyone has a 1/10chance of failing, so hope you're lucky.
Go straight. Curve. Do a barrel roll! What? The possibilities of failing is just 1/7. If you can't do that.. You won't be useful enough to be a pilot.
Now try landing. E4-TR's AI would support you, but You still have 1/3 chances of messing it up hard.

Did you get through all the process to boot her up?
Good. Time to sortie, go kick some ass then.

Kamille alt.