Fiona_Flushman

At 5'5" and 185 lbs, 33-year-old Fiona is not a little girl. She is smart and strong-willed.

She is a professional eater which isn't the same thing as a competitive eater. Her job is not to eat quickly, but to eat a lot. Since she is a contract worker who is employed by multiple clients, this can mean many different things. One company may use her in all of their advertising, meaning that she will spend all day shooting their commercials, eating food during take after take. In one of her more preferred roles, she is a frequently called-upon movie extra, specializing in restaurant scenes where she just eats and eats in the background of take after take. For yet another, though, she is part of the Human Resources department, providing special services as an "Exit Interview Specialist." Similarly, she works in the 'Complaints' department for yet another client and resolves all of their most unruly and unhappy customer satisfcation issues. She is always seeking new clients!

Newfound jobs
Public Relations Manager for Susan_Spunk
Bitch Catcher, officially licensed by Naughty

Fiona's favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. She is absoultely a foodie. She loves to cook and to bake, and has a terrible sweet tooth. There are few foods that she doesn't enjoy. She is equally likely to gush about the seven-layer lasagna that she made last night, or the triple decker BBQ bacon cheeseburger she got in the drive-thru for lunch; the pecan pie she made, or the busty bimbo she topped with whipped cream and a cherry. There is nothing more satisfying than a full belly, regardless of what is inside it!

Some of her other interests include fashion and real estate, particularly in house-flipping. That's where you purchase a rundown piece of property, fix it up, and then sell it at a profit. That interest developed because she became good friends with all of her local plumbers. She used to have to make frequent service calls to them to remove blockages in her pipes until she had them rip everything out and install new, wider pipes. No more blockage issues now! As for fashion, well she has always had a flair and a passion for looking good, but she constantly updates her wardrobe to make sure everything fits properly. She adores tight-fitting clothes that show off her belly!

It should be obvious to see that Fiona is an ink junkie. She loves getting new tattoos, especially ones of her all-time favorite meals. Each tattoo has a story behind it, which she may or may not be willing to share.

Her guilty pleasure is that she loves to cuddle. But don't think that means she will be sweet and lovey-dovey with just anyone. She is very selective in her lovers. And if she doesn't love you, well, she's pretty much a bitch.