Flapjack

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An Alt of Talonsaurn


Flapjack is a Predatory roo, a Beach lover, and a layabout, more specificly he is a giant of his species. The basic structure of flapjack is pear shaped 13'4 feet by default, streamlined if a bit bulged in the head, long ears, long neck, sturdy shoulders with a widening torso into his tummy with thick legs underneath and to his side to give the roo a massive tush, all quite normal for a roo. His thick tail is quite flexible but still sturdy enough to balance on as a tripod chair or even for short periods to support his weight fully huge mostly flat feet provide a natural spring board and good balance even if he will never do well in ballet, nimbleness isn't a foreign word just the same

His head and face take a slight curve down before going up to the melon of a skull, providing a slightly comical if wide jaw, jowls are present but not overwhelming and the ruddy shade of his fur seems to have countless highlights (and low lights) to provide an impressively expressive face., down the 2 feet and a half of neck shows a thickening, skull being slightly less then half the size of his shoulders(and those less than half the size of his hips). His shoulders and collar bone sorta give a slight upward jutting, rather than the normal sag, a slight hint that there is a punch of sorts behind those relatively small hands(everything is realitivly small compared to his feet, but that comes later. Fur tone wise torsos shading gets somewhat darker down his back to its darkest on his tuckous, while lighter after it starts his tummy proper, becoming an almost peach shade, almost a cream at his tummy's navel. Down front the shoulder blades hang his arms, at ease he can scratch his tummy or with a sit down or massive stretch his groin, but the arms really handle his whole body, just a part of the structure, chest is flabby, maybe there is muscle under the lazy pecs but it's a mystery, two or three rolls of roo fat down his real stomach begins, a mixture of bear gut and gluttony he sports it out to complete the more conical general shape of his body rather than the thick needle a trimmer roo would show. The arms and tummy show off the most vibrant of his body art, normally a tiger, a wolf, and a dragon rest on his torso, the tiger above his navel the dragon between his breasts and the wolf wraped around the upper arm. Other tatto's doo come and go though. His fat behind shimmies rather alluringly as he walks and bounces when he gets into a run, if hopping is needed its time to get out a rictor scale. Tailwise his endowment is matched by few, as mentioned earlier. Leg Wise he could crush a Chevy with his, both able to kick and cruch between them the natural skills are there in spades, finally The XXXXL footpaws splay and stand slight bowlegged(even if it doesn't seem to hamper his speed). The feet themselves can curl a bit and have non slip pads for excellent traction on slippery surfaces, fairly normal, though not for a roo. His feet do get sore from time to time because of the flexibility and sensitive paws pads
In summation A couple tons of fat roo provides an ample gut, still its held on a modestly athletic frame, even overeating can't ruin a life lives in the outdoors and constantly enjoying the joys of nature.

The main notes to make about his physical structure are his jaws, able to detach and stretch like a snake and with similar capacity to a pelican his bite can consume things half his size easily and eat things as big as himself on a regular basis. This impressive gluttony though is far eclipsed by the fact that as a male roo he also sports a very obvious pouch, the androgyny makes it a curious first encounter with him but the pouch is quite a special adaptation he has, made for mischief and a few suprises, soft fur and flesh on the inside can fasten itself close to lock in a little friend for more"fun"(further details on this are on a need to know basis). The final unique thing about him are more than skin deep, his physiology seems to be able to desalinate water quite well, drinking seawater is something he does rather often(excellent in practical jokes too), similarly his lung capacity is truly enormous, almost aquatic, the lungs "seal" when underwater to prevent water from sliding in when he opens his mouth, the lung capacity is roughly good for a hour under the sea if he gets a deep breath before hand.

Skilled with Tattooing to an extent where they can literally crawl off his body and have a life of there own. Even though he heals the tattoo's quickly Flapjack is rarely seen without a half dozen self done on his body, and often more, ranging from simple designs to the fully sentient to even the famous ones that crawl off of him from time to time to explore. The actually artistry he shows with this talent is truly amazing, it takes a while but he has a gentle touch and apparently specialized tools that none have yet been able to duplicate. Other than body art he spends most of his time on the waves, swimming, Surfing, windsurfing, snorkeling its all fun for him. Though not world class he does play a mean game of beach volleyball. When forced off the beach local carnies get his business, though overlarge for most of the rides they make due while he does his best to behave.
Flapjacks talents have made sure he never goes hungry or wants for the basic needs of life, simple tastes for a guy he is as happy chugging a bear as sipping wine and finds the people who chug are far more honest about things… and sometimes rich food gives a tummy ache after all.
The fact that he is quite male even though he has a pouch has gotten him into more than one misunderstanding, while overall easy going constantly calling him a lady or girlie is a certain way to be joining him in the most close of ways for the rest of your short life. Getting tucked into the big males gut really does mute the point after all.


Personality wise flapjack is a beach bum, lighthearted and playful most often he has few cares in this world, owning hardly more than he can keep in his pouch (and dufflebag+Backpack) and sleeping out in the open most nights. More than happy to spend an evening with a fellow lover of the beach, telling them stories about what is out there, the big waves, and the wonders of beach cuisine(and his namesake) if the other party is willing to satisfy a horny roos other needs he tends to be even more affectionate, if they aren't.. well midnight snacks are good for the waistline. All in all the personality is a charming scoundrel, not exactly the guy you'd bring home to mother but good at heart, and good on da belly. Easy going and not picky on who he engages his passions and hungers with, after all they all slide down that long gullet the same in the end.

Clothing wise flapjack tends to avoid things, after all getting stuff his size is hard, he settles on accessorizing with tatto's mainly, but there are more than a few pieces of bling on his body, preferring showiness over quality he has a half dozen loop earings (4 on the right, 2 on the left) of various stones and metals, each designed with the easy tear away to avoid injured ears should he get into a tussle. Some cheap rings adorn his fingers, extra large to get around them with enough semi precious stones to make them rudimentary brass knuckles should the roo be reduced to punching. Occasionally when trying to look very modest he squeezes into tight fitting swim trunks and a sleeveless swim shirt