Food_Diary_Fran

Fran’s food diary!

Update (4-20-22): I might have got a little hungry and snatched up a cute mouse! QuickPermaMouseNao He was just so tasty and didn't last long at all... now I'm hungry...



14/10/2020

I can’t even remember what day of lock down it is any more, all I know is I’ve gotten fat from being stuck in home eating all day. Well tell a lie… I’ve always been fat. Being stuck inside with nothing to do but eat is pretty great! I’ve even got a chance to talk to people and no one knows I’m so big! Unless I tell them of course… it tends to come up a lot when I’m flirting, but a lot of people like bigger girls! I’m sure it’s just a fantasy really, but who knows, I might actually meet someone who likes me!

I should get to the point of this diary though, it’s no shock that I’ve been eating a little too much and spending not enough time on self care. My doctor says I should keep a food diary so I know what’s going in and… well out… apparently it’s important to know what’s happening on the other end of my tush for medical reasons. I think my doctor is just a pervert… but if he wants to know about the massive smelly dumps I take, I’ll tell him all about them!

So today I ate: For breakfast I had a Bacon, eggs, sausage, and hash hobo! Messy and filling! Then for lunch two burger meals (there was a deal on) with large sodas! I had to belch a lot following that, made some room for more food so I made myself a large cheese and ham melt! I would snack on some gummy snakes I had after lunch (wish I had the life sized ones!) until it was dinner time! I couldn’t go out for a meal though and I didn’t want to do any cooking… so I used some of my meal deal coupons for two large pizzas and a twelve piece chicken box! Some garlic bread too, but that wasn’t really all that filling for me considering my size… so I had some ice cream from the freezer! Just one one tub.

I’ll admit… that was quite a lot, it’s not been fully processed yet, so I’m still full! I’m thinking about a midnight snack though… perhaps noodles!

Tomorrow I have a food delivery coming in, I hope the delivery guy doesn’t mind I order so much… he’s really strong to carry three times my body weight (I hope I’m exaggerating) into the house twice a week! I’m not sure he likes me the same way I like him though.



15/10/2020

Today was really embarrassing. I figured, come morning I would just need to take a dump before using the shower. But my body was just not having it, didn’t feel that way at all, which was really worrying since I was waiting for that food delivery to come in and I didn’t want the delivery driver to ring the bell when I was on the can… clean up isn’t easy for someone my size and looking presentable is hard too!

So it really was just a waiting game, I ate a whole bunch of bran to try and make my body do it’s thing, but I don’t know if fibre works like that… either way just before lunch I let loose a totally rancid fart and had to rush to the bathroom. An evacuation was certainly one way of putting it, I’m glad the toilet could take it all since it really was a large load. Felt like I shit out a whole manure sack!

Really felt fantastic though, had a spring in my step and room for more after that! So I treated myself to a big lunch and cleaned out all the cold cuts from the fridge since more would be coming soon! I tried to get fancy with them and covered it all in olive oil and a crusty roll. It was really good. Had some cheese on the side and some wine!

Perhaps a bit too much wine though, I got a little tipsy and put on one of my nicer dresses. I mean… it just about fits, hugs me a bit too tight… so the delivery driver got a good view! I hope he liked it… I thanked him a whole bunch and we got talking! He says since I order so much I’m always the last person he visits. I asked him if that meant he was free to come for tea some night, he laughed it off but he did say sure! So… idk he might! He’s really strong, I like his arms.

So for dinner I just cooked myself what must have been a whole bucket of pasta with loads of tomato sauce. Added some chillies for spice! I hope I don’t feel that tomorrow. Speaking of tomorrow, I have a full fridge now! I can have anything I want!

Tonight I’m just going to relax and talk to my friends though, Tell Cindy about the delivery driver!



16/10/2020

Spent way too much time talking to Cindy last night and went to bed really late and hungry, but it was a lot of fun! She thinks I should try asking out the delivery guy too, she didn’t believe I was as fat as I said so I ended up throwing on the webcam to show her. Bit of a face reveal for us both! She’s actually really cute! But she’s also 4’2! I know! She’s tiny!

We had a good laugh about things, she said she didn’t think I looked ugly for being fat and we arranged to watch some anime together over the internet, but she’s not really that far from me. We could meet up sometime!

Today was pretty lame though, I woke up late so I skipped breakfast and made myself a huge lunch. Couldn’t stop farting the whole day though, it was so loud I actually recorded some of them! I know a couple of friends who would probably pay to hear them! They’re both really fun to tease about things, they get pretty lewd too! If they weren’t so far away I’d probably hit on them more, but they don’t even seem interested in an LDR.

But back to what I had for lunch! Mac and cheese! I guess I’m on a pasta binge. That’s not to say I wasn't snacking while playing games all day though! Must have gone through nine bags of chips in just the afternoon. But even with a full fridge I couldn’t be bothered to cook… wonder if I can just convince someone to feed me all day.

So since I was lazy, I ordered a Chinese. Had to make my own all you can eat, so I had bean sprouts, pork, chicken and rice! Crispy duck too and so many prawn crackers. They threw in a couple of huge bottles of soda too so that washed it all down and left my tummy feeling really full. I’ll probably feel it in the morning, but I gave up such a gigantic belch after I finished it all that it was worth it.

I’ll brag to Cindy about it tomorrow!



17/10/2020

Cindy sure is strange… I bragged about how much I ate and she just told me she wanted to feed me. I mean… I guess I was just thinking about hiring someone to do that yesterday… so I teased her a bit about it and things went a little too far, we agreed she can come over and feed me tomorrow. It made me really anxious so I’ve been stress eating afternoon. Also the toilet is clogged… I keep trying to flush it, but it’s still kind of a wreck…

Not that I regret it though! It was a hugely fun shit to take and kept me on the toilet for a solid hour, let me get some reading done. I probably shouldn’t read steamy romance novels while taking a dump though, must be wiring my brain funny! Also I was so engrossed I forgot to flush while evacuating my bowels. Mistakes made!

So back to what I ate today, I again was still fairly full from my Chinese so I just had fruit, that seemed to do the job and helped my system to give me the urge to shit. Helped it all flush through me! Nice to have something healthy after such a binge.

For lunch, I had something fairly light, made an omelette on toast with some ham. It wasn’t much, but again I made up for it after agreeing to have Cindy feed me. Just stress ate through all my chocolate and snacks. So many nuts and chips. Good thing there’s a delivery coming Monday.

I’m actually pretty hungry now… didn’t want to cook myself anything since Cindy is coming over tomorrow and if she’s going to feed me then I didn’t want to clean out the fridge! I guess I’ll go to bed hungry… tomorrow is going to be interesting.



18/10/2020

Holy good god today was fun! I’ve never eaten so much food… Cindy is still here too, says she’s going to make me breakfast before she leaves to drive home. She’s a pretty fantastic cook! But she is just a tiny bit odd…

Also Tiny! Wow, I never expected her to be so short! I had to bend over just to see her under my gut, she even joked about being so small she could curl up in my belly and still have room to feed me more. Though… I’m not sure that was so much of a joke any more. She seemed to be obsessed with coming back to the idea of me eating her whole. I shouldn’t have humoured it, but I think I fed into her fantasy a little too much when she pressed me on it. She asked if I thought she would be filling and I told her she would probably be great, to which she responded by telling me that if I ever felt the desire to just pick her up and swallow her whole…

I mean… she got the idea in my head, but there’s no way I’m going to swallow my friend whole, that’s insane… and impossible!

But enough talking about Cindy’s weird desires to be eaten alive! She fed me so much food! It was nutty! Glad I didn’t clean out the fridge, she ordered me pizza to snack on whole she cooked and ended up making me seven courses! Starters, sides, three mains and a cheese cake she had brought with her.

It was all just so divine! Vegetables, beef and shrimp! She sure knows how to make a sauce that compliments it all! I felt bad for devouring all the pizza before she finished cooking it all, it wasn’t even a romantic sort of thing. She had me sit down as she would just feed me, had some anime playing in the background. It was really comfortable! She really did her best to fill me up and she almost did until I belched right in her face. That was pretty embarrassing. But she seemed to think it was hot, made me feel like a pretty disgusting glutton though!

We’re going to sit down and watch some more shows with a couple of bottles of wine!



19/10/2020

The wine was a mistake… we both got really drunk and loose lipped. She really pushed me on the whole being eaten alive thing and I teased her about feeling her curl up in my belly. She played with my tummy a lot, telling me how soft and jiggly it was. I ended up belching a lot after she brought out the soda and then she insisted I eat some more snacks, so now I really need that delivery!

Speaking about the delivery for a moment, it got delayed until Tuesday, Cindy said she’s always available if I got that hungry. I’m starting to think about it…

But getting back to last night and… today. I felt really bad about her sleeping on the couch… and we were drunk, so she joined me in my bed. Cindy clung to me the whole night and practically burrowed into my fat. I slept really well though! She really filled me up and clearly put an idea in my head. I had a dream about eating Cindy like a roast pig.

Talking about a roast… I gave her a Dutch oven in the morning! She woke me up by sniffing my pits so I held the covers over her and let out a fart powerful enough to kill a dog! I got really worried since Cindy actually went limp, we had a laugh about it though after I pulled her out and into the ‘fresh’ air.

After she recovered she made me a ‘Full English’ with bacon, eggs, sausage, tomatoes. There was so much. It was the perfect thing eat after what I did to the toilet… again, wouldn’t flush. I wish it did though, Cindy is way crazier than I thought. I obviously couldn’t hide the smell… so after she finished serving the food up, she went into the bathroom to inspect what I did to all the food she cooked last night.

First thing she said after coming out was “That turd is bigger than me!” and… I don’t think she was wrong? I just stopped talking and forced more food in my mouth, but she kept asking me about eating her and fantasising. It was really fun imagery so I told her we could ‘role play’ it. But that sent her down a whole new rabbit hole and she told me about all the friends she role plays it with and how they would line up to be ‘prey’ for me.

I think I’m in a little too deep now… she invited me to a discord. I’ve not checked it out just yet, just spent the rest of the day playing video games after she left. There’s no food left in the house so I had to order out. They deliver McDonalds now, so I got myself a few bags of big macs, the delivery driver didn’t look that shocked. I guess he sees a lot of fat people.



20/10/2020

I joined the Discord today, it wasn’t many people. Just Cindy and a few of her friends, they were all super interested in me and all fantasising about me ‘voring’ them… they gave themselves a group role called ‘the menu’ and me the ‘diner’ it’s all pretty cringe but they seem nice! I didn’t role play with Cindy… but I did get to RP with one of her friends, she called her self ‘Kitty’ and she was really fun to RP with! We did in one of the rooms so everyone else could read it… (Read here! )

It got me pretty frisky so it was embarrassing when the delivery driver game around with all the food! The combination of a guy I liked… and food… well it was hard to overcome and after Cindy spent the whole of Sunday feeding me I got pretty excited by the idea of being a glutton. I know he likes me… I wasn’t nearly as dressed up as last time he came around and well, we got talking again! Asked him what he likes doing when he’s not delivering, I didn’t just want to say I was a nerd and scare him off, I wanted to see if we had the same interests! Turns out he likes video games, so that’s good news!

I asked him if he wanted to stay for a drink, but he said he really shouldn’t tonight. I think that’s sort of good news and he didn’t just skip off as soon as he could! He stayed around for a little and we talked about movies. I’ll see him again next time… I’ll see if he will take my number next time… or see if he uses discord too! I could add him on that!

I’ve got so much food filling the fridge now though! I took a picture of it all to show the group and jut got replies about why I spend so much money on food then I could just gulp Cindy down. I’m warming up to the idea, they have so much fun thinking about it and that RP was really fun. I’m starting to wonder how much Cindy told them.

Oh! Speaking about how much Cindy told them, I didn’t ruin the toilet today! I flushed after the first log… and the second…. I think a flush for every bag of burgers I ate really helped it all go down smoothly! I wonder if it would be rude to flush Cindy in parts… I’ll ask the discord!