Garrett

(All of the below background and abilities are up for negotiation, or something completely different!)

College dropout Garrett Sarx's job is something of a mystery, but it's made him no shortage of enemies. Whenever he shows up, his purpose seems to be to make someone else suffer, usually in unusual ways. Sometimes it seems like little more than a prank intended to humiliate the target, but there are rumors going around that he's behind recent disappearances.

Unknown to anyone so far, he's the lackey of someone far more sinister. Not even Garrett understands the reaons behind his orders, but with his twisted sense of humor, he's coming to enjoy them more and more. He's even begun to feel like his assignments are purely for his own enjoyment.

Garrett doesn't have any unusual inherent abilities, but his mystery backer has a whole array of them, which he gets to "borrow" one at a time as needed; some are listed below.

Conversation Momentum: If Garrett carries on a conversation for about two minutes without the subject being changed, something unfortunate and relevant to that subject will happen to the other person. It may just seem like a very unlikely misfortune, or the warping of reality may be obvious. He likes to use this to make others lose control of various bodily functions.

Loose Logic: Garrett's presence causes physics to seem less... realistic, more like a cartoon in ways. Nobody can die or have lasting injuries when this is in effect. Traits and quantities of substances (bodily or otherwise) tend to be exaggerated. (In an RP that's cartoonlike to begin with, this just makes it even worse.)

Crystal Vision: After touching someone, this allows Garrett to watch them, wherever they are, until he trades this ability in. (This is used for more complex RPs with NPCs.)

It's possible for any ability to be "stolen" from him in a certain way.

Don't like the above storyline and want to do something different? Have your own idea for an ability you'd like to add? I always love to hear your thoughts!

Please do not approach IC for the first time, use decent typing and also skip the small talk. Just tell me what you're thinking. Then I promise to answer you. Otherwise, don't count on it.

Extra kinks:
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