Gwenfrewi

So, let's talk about elves. More specifically let's talk about eating elves. Now any monster worh their hunting salt knows that the cooked flesh of an elven maiden is amoung one of the greatest feasts one can have (the greatest if you ask the orcs) but not many know how these long lived folk are born and raised. Now don't worry, I won't bore you with the details, but there is one point of an elf's life a decerning predator should know about.

It's the 30-60 year range. This is the 15-18 year range for humans to give you a frame of reference. During this time an elf's libedo skyrockets and, under normal circumstances, they seek elves of the opposite gender to give birth to as many children as possible to ensure that the village will be able to continue. With elders looking after and raising the children they're free to breed as they please until their bodies stop producing the hormones that get them that way.

Now you caught on to that normal circumstance caviat, right? See every elven generation has a couple of...lets call them problem children. Children that either aren't turned on by other elves or are consumed by wonderlust and refuse to stay in the safety of the village. The latter, if they're female and able to sneak away from the village, are great for monsterkind. Not only are they completly defenseless outside of the freak spellcasters, not only are they entirely too trusting of strangers, but they're even more tender than most elves and their netherloins are rich in elven honey from the hormones.

So what about the elf on the left there? Is she a problem child I hear you ask. Yes she is. She stuck around for about 5 years after her elven puberty hit, but her village got a lot of adventuerer traffic and that just made her ever so curious. A lot of the tales those charming bards told her made the outside world seem lie a wonderful place she had to see. To make matters worse, there were a few, not evil, orcs that were with the parties which contradicted the elven tales about all orcs being elf ravging, devouring monsters no matter what. In other words even a monster without a disguize on won't be a cue for her to run like hell.

Speaking of running, that's her only line of defense. She has no magic, no weapons, and she is a very weak and frail elf. Her punches can't even bruse the hide of a kobold and she has no chance to escape a half-decent grapple. Really the only thing she's got going for her is her elven grace and reflexes, which allow her to dodge attacks if the monster hunting her tender flesh is inexperianced. Even then an inexperienced hunter still has a great shot at capturing her, especially if they surprise her which is not hard to do. From there, all that's left is to strip her, prepare her in the kitchen, cook her up, and enjoy her like all elven girls should be enjoyed, as a feast.

Physically speaking, the elf is a bit short by elven standards. Of course she still stands at 5'7" (170cm) giving her plenty of meat even with a few monsters at the table, especially on her chest. Like most elven maidens her age she has large breasts that are not hidden at all by her clothing, and her hips provide plenty of rump to carve into. As mentioned previously her hormones make her netherloins constantly wet with elven honey, making the great flavor there even better.

So to put what I'm looking for in a neat little package, I'm seeking to have the blonde elf runaway on the left get cooked and possibly raped or tortured by all sorts of beasts. Anything full in the sliders is non-negotiable and anything not on the sliders is on an ask first basis

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