☠️ NAME: Hare Trigger
☠️ AGE: 18
☠️ ️RACE: Rabbit Demihuman
☠️ SEX: Male
☠️ HEIGHT: 5'4"
☠️ WEIGHT: 119 lbs
☠️ OCCUPATION: Crimelord & Supervillain
☠️ Another Alt of LyzKeep
☠️ POWERS & WEAPONS:
‼ Precision Vision | Rabbits have good vision, right? Something about carrots, maybe? Well, Hare Trigger's eyes are a hundred times beyond that. A thousand times! You know, whatever number eventually equates to "perfect, inhuman vision". Basically, Hare can aim a shot from miles away, can see through fog, smoke, and even thin walls-- and can keep up with targets moving at superhuman speeds. His eyes see even your subtlest movements, and can allow him to discern lies by remembering your "tells".
‼ Damn Good Legs | Like.. really good legs, you guys. There's a lot of torque behind the bunny's calves and thighs, there, and besides allowing him to leap stupidly high in the air and make quick, aerial getaways or a strategic angle from which to carpet bomb an area, they are also very good for kicking people so hard that their insides pop.
‼ Scarf of the Million Guns | The guy he ripped it off of actually called it a "Void Scarf", but Hare thought that name was stupid. The floppy, red strip of fabric acts like an insanely deep pocket that-- when reached into-- can pull out items of your choice. Though versatile, Hare seems to just use it for storing lots and lots of guns. Not actually a million, of course, but it sounds better than the "Scarf of Like, 15 or 20 Guns".
‼ Bunbun Bombs | Adorabl(y creepy) stuffed rabbits that dangle from Hare Trigger's skimpy ensemble, these primed plushes are actually custom-fitted grenades that he makes himself in his spare time. By tugging on their ears, he can set them to blow, and their effects can vary from actual, powerful explosions to smokescreen, chaff/electromagnetic, or even chemical bombs. An especially wicked Hare Trigger may subject victims to a potent aphrodisiac grenade, so even enemies who are resistant to damage should be wary of these "toys".
☠️ GIMME THE DEETS:
Known around the city as not only one of the youngest crime lords to spring up in over a decade, but also one of the craziest, Hare Trigger showed up out of nowhere one day and just started robbing banks. With a platoon of goons wearing rabbit masks and carrying a ridiculous amount of guns to back him up, Hare became infamous throughout the city in a matter of a couple weeks; he commanded the respect of his underlings by paying well, and by scaring them shitless. "They say he kicked a guy so hard for mouthing off, his bones turned to dust." ... "They say he saw Long-Ear Louie talking to the cops, and shot his tongue clean off from a mile away." You could fill a book with the hushed things his lackeys say about him out of fear and respect for their little boss. And nine times outta' ten, it is absolutely fucking true.
Hare Trigger is a super-powered bundle of dynamite looking for cheap thrills and a horde of cash. He fights heroes and other super-brutes just for kicks, and will laugh and grin with a ridiculous, toothy smile, even with his nose broken and blood trickling into his mouth. The only family he gives a fuck about are the ones working under him, and even among his goons, only a select few actually get the "nice" treatment out of him. Everybody else who exists in this world is either a victim just waiting to happen, or a hot piece of ass for him to hit on. Because yes, he is a rabbit, and yes, he has at least a 50% chance of being horny at any given moment and wanting to plow something or someone.
'Course, some people dig rich, crazy blondes, so maybe he's your dreamboy. You freak of nature.
And he is rich, too. As any upstanding (and frustrated) hero will tell you, this villain never stays in jail long, even when he's captured. He could certainly pay his goons to bust him out at any moment, sure, but he always finds it easier to just pay off guards, judges, or lawyers to get him off on stupid technicalities.. or just, y'know, let him walk out the front door for no good reason. He respects fellow villains way more than he respects law enforcement or heroes, as though that weren't obvious-- those on the "right" side of the law, he often treats like playthings to taunt and tease, while those on the "wrong" side of the law are akin to bedfellows. He'll flirt with any-and-all of 'em, but his respect is reserved for his peers and no one else. Too bad most of the other villains avoid his giggling ass like the plague.
