Hey.
So, this is my profile. Not a lot yet but meh, I got what I got. So you wanna know a little about me? Not much to say, but here goes.
I live in the year 3039, and honestly? It's kinda boring. I fly my ship, the "Astral Endeavor" (though I hate the name) around and shoot stuff. When I can, like, be bothered. Honestly, it gets old though. Everyone keeps going on and on about 'duty' and 'honor'. I could give two shits about that. I'm just bored.
See, it started with these guys called the Thama who started to show up and decide that humans make tasty snacks. Well, most humans don't go for that, and we decided to fight back. This was maybe... I dunno, 20 years ago or something. Anyway, they needed soldiers, and decided that they'd just start breeding people. That's how my mom and dad met, through a breeding program, and I was the result. Rather shitty deal for me because I was conscripted the second my dad's sperm hit my mom's egg. I was trained to fight in all manner of ways with enhanced reflexes and boosted intelligence.
The war with the Thama was over before I finished the "Academy" as they called it where they sent us. They tried to keep all of us alive since, well, we cost money to make and train, but accidents happen. After graduation, we got assignments, and were told we have to spend the next 30 years working off our 'debt'. Most make it back through combat pay, and it's the only time I can really be bothered to give a shit. So yes, if you're wondering, I can be a bit of a buzz-kill when it comes to fighting.
How did I wind up here? Well, honestly, the Thama kinda sparked off a wave of cultists that believed it was humanity's destiny to be eaten. Yeah yeah I know, out of their minds and shit. Found this out the hard way when I thought I was only taking on a Thaman destroyer and discovered I had to worry about them and the freighter of civilians who were there to be eaten. I backed off and told the Thama I'd leave them alone if I got to watch them eat a few people, just to see what it was like. So yeah, despite being told it's wrong, I got to watch people willingly get eaten. A few changed their minds and tried to escape but... that didn't work out so well.
So I bet you're wondering if I found it a turn on or something. Honestly? Not really. I mean, yeah, some people are totally into that and that's fine. It's just rather shitty I have to work off a debt that was put on my head before I was born to defend people who want to sometimes be eaten. It makes you kinda burned out when you think of all the shit you have to put up with so someone can indulge in a fetish. The Thama leave humans alone now, at least those who don't serve themselves up on a plate. I continue to work off my debt, and just kinda hope that things work out in the end. I kinda need to believe that if I'm going to stay sane.
How to approach me
You may only approach me on the 7th full moon of a year that divides by 11 but only if it's on a Tuesday.
Actually I really don't give a shit how you approach me. Really. I don't like profiles that tell you that you cannot approach unless you meet certain circumstances. I want to roleplay, and I don't care what you do or are into. If I'm not interested, I'll say so and move on. Nothing much to it. Just bring a brain.
Relationships
ButtonsMom - Surrogate Mother
Nero_Nagareboshi - Friend with benefits
