"Human food known as Dorito's:Seemingly made from cheap ingredients, still intenely pleasurable to ingest"
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An alien that does not show emotion at all (lest one counts the expression of pleasure) as an Orgasm. She is an Saccharin from the planet Idun, a planet where the sexual organs of that species female are linked to their naturally expansive gut, As such, rubbing and squeezing her belly is incredibly pleasureable to her, and is actually vital for her reproductive process, as the rubbing of the belly is actually required for her species to be inseminated at all.Contant belly rubs are often required to keep the body working and in order, despite the pleasure it brings, Belly rubbing is vital to survival! Pregnancy is rapid, Lasting one month before they lay their eggs in private, and move on when they hatch, the species maturing rapidly. Despite their huge guts, the species makes their diet off of the fruits made of Pure energy that populate their planet...Zero sum in calories or any nutrients, but containing enough energy to keep their body repaired and functioning. Lolli (as she goes by nowadays, the comma is important) did not understand the Joys of solids and liquids until her Pod crash landed on earth, and she started exploring...without any of the energy fruits that populate her planet, the perprtually empty body of the Idun may have shut down, and given way to braindeath. Fortunately she managed to scavenge an apple! This odd fruit suprised her, as instead of allowing her to subsist, it filled her aching belly with Satisfaction! and her mouth with this thing called 'flavour'. Nowadays the Alien travels the earth, studying human culture, emotions, and eating everything she comes across....and i mean everything From Dorito's and Foie Gras, to Cars and money, the occasional human here and there as well. She doesn't understand %90 of the emotional human culture, often making mistakes at blending in- Wearing clothes to the shower, outright stealing things from stores, leaving the house naked- All with a poker face that belies little to no emotion at all, Lolli absolutely stoic and shameless in everything she does.