Jessica_Simpson

You know what they say: Everything is bigger in Texas! And that means that people from Texas like things that are bigger! Go big or go home!

Jessica is an extremely famous singer/actress/model. She has sold millions of albums and graced countless magazine covers. She is in demand in the entertainment world and she knows it, and she loves it.

And do you know what one of the most rewarding things about her celebrity is? Anytime she has herself a big meal (you know, maybe one that eliminates one of her rivals), she can simply announce that she is pregnant and the tabloids will go gaga over it! While they devote press time to her baby bump, they never think for even a moment that that hot young new starlet who went missing last week is churning away in Jessica's belly.