Jobe

So here you are. Looking at me. So let me ask you one question. Do you really care what you are looking at? Well if you’re interested; take a look at see what you like.

That may sound harsh and slightly counterproductive coming from someone who is nigh invisible in this park but you know something? I think that if you want to know me, you come to me. I’m sick and tired of chasing after YOUR attention, coming up to you and on general note of most looked down on as a ‘hoooomaaan’ (Please, it’s a Farengie from Star Trek reference -_-) . So if you can deal with that, I will tell you something about me.

History:
A little about me, Jack Snake. Well you see I am what you call fate’s fucking plaything. My life before centuries years ago I was a special forces operative for the Canadian Army on a planet called Earth. I was a young, very naive man of age that at the age of twenty four obtained the rank of Sergeant. It has never been heard off outside of a battlefield commission but when you go and save a few people single handedly against odds in favor of the bad guys, you get a few special recommendations. Anyway, I was stationed to work on some special project that involved interdimentional travel. It may surprise you to know this Stargate knock off idea to reality had nothing to do with me. I was more towards the security detail at the facility. After a year at that base and on the eve of the first test, the special explorer team all ready in the bay next to the columns of plasma energy, I had my resignation from the program and the army in my pocket. I was sitting in the fucking coffee room when you know what happens? Someone fucks up, a plasma cascade back feed or whatever it was, shoots out of the control area, through three feet of solid concrete and six rooms and just happens to hit the only organic thing in its patch. Yup you guessed it, me holding a coffee cup to my lips. I’m pretty sure there was a burn mark on the wall where I was sitting and my coffee mug was obliterated when it hit the ground.

That was the end of Jack Snake on Earth but it wasn’t the end of me.

Next thing I knew, I was falling from on high and land back first on a park bench…where a family of anthromorphic wolves were eating dinner…which was destroyed when I fell on it. Needless to say they were pissed off, scared and rather shocked to see something like me. The youngest of the pack just picked one of the drumsticks out of my hair for a funny joke.

After that well that’s too long to describe. Over the course of ten years after that, I was on the run, a scavenger, a rouge and living in the wilderness as much as I could. A hard ten years I lived and during that time I unlocked the potential of magic I never even knew existed let alone knew how far I could go. Eventually, after gaining powers through the noblest of missions to the most heinous of acts, I am without a better word a being of power on par with many a creature beyond my age or not of mortal worlds. I am not by far the strongest (although many gloat that in their introductions) I am more than capable of sizing the strongest up to at least slow down and run off. Sorry, you can’t be very honorable if you’re dead. Now here I am before you and if you want to know more you’re gonna have to ask me.

Personality:
Two words, bitter sweet. At times I am the nicest person around you know. Talk to me like a normal person or at least civilly and I will joke, laugh, converse, trade stories and all that fun things I can do for you. I am a bit of a lady’s man and don’t mind the males either if they swing that way. However, come across me on your high and mighty horse, don’t expect me to be very warming to you. In fact, I might tell you where to stick it up your ‘all powerful’ ass. I don’t care if you are a punky warrior (most anime teen fighters are a good template), hardened mercenary (you are paid to kill people, doesn’t impress me) noble paladin (you REALLY shouldn’t be boasting) demon noble (Its not that you’re evil, just don’t tell me something I know just by sensing you) or maybe god of time/existence/ages (OCC: If you are playing a god, if you are someone who can create things out of fucking thin air, don’t even feel damage regardless if I drop a PLANET on your head, I won’t talk to you so don’t talk to me. You are the reason I stopped RPing fight scenes because you’re unbalanced, you’re boring to play with and it speaks of total arrogance and unoriginal to boot.). Also, don’t expect a humble attitude from me. While I like playing the whole Kung Fu master persona, I don’t sit in lotus position and be all “Feel your purpose through existing and through focus comes your power.” I flat out tell you “Do what you need to do and you will get what you worked for”. I’ve been around a long time people. You want no bullshit wisdom, questions or insight, hit me up we’ll sit, have a smoke or drink and we’ll talk it out. I can be a little bit cynical and bitter to life, but what did you expect? I have seen history repeat itself, same problems arise again and again and nothing has honestly changed about sentient existence. IF you can chip away at the harsh and cynical exterior, you might get the core of me. A young man who’s survived far too much than I expected to live thought.

Good or Evil?

First off I’ll tell you right now, I’ve been around too fucking long to know just good or bad. I’ve been all shades of grey and seen a fair bit. To those of you who can sense auras, I’m not gonna hide who I am inside or out. What you’ll see is a grey mist around me but going inwards it turns darker and darker to near black as void. However, flooding tough the center of this aura is like a wave of pure white wisps to balance the darkness in me. In simplicity, I’m a Ying Yang symbol. I know both sides and have no problem. You can be Satan himself or the Purest Holy Paladin, I won’t judge you on that. I judge character because I know truly genuinely good demons and I’ve met some pretty seedy and cruel holy knights.

Experience, Magic and all the rest of the crap.

Okay before I left Earth I was well trained, among the best in the world but honestly I was no one really special. But WOAH when I left I had to sharpen up fast. Before I even got my power, which I will get to in a minute, I had to fight with everything I had. Guns, knives, swords, explosives and even my own two hands and feet were the most common. After awhile and a bunch of travels later I had been in my share of wars as a mercenary or caught in the middle of it. As far as it goes how good I am, well I’m standing here aren’t I? I got scars to show my fuck ups and my near misses and despite what you may think. Eventually, after you spend enough time killing, it all blends into the same warfare. You know how to fight greenies and how to fight the most experienced. Its all a matter of who fucks up, who takes advantage first or who just happens to be on the receiving end of the enemy’s bigger firepower. That’s all. Skill, timing and luck; All three are needed no matter how you slice it. As for magic, well let me put it this way: I have enough mana to handle myself against anyone at least for a little bit. I can stand toe to toe with the best of you for at least a good amount of time but I am not a powerhouse that could single handedly wipe out a city or a massive army. Even if you are stronger than me, I can still go blow for blow. Although I will manage slow you down so I can tuck my tail between my legs and run like the wind. Hey I may be thought but did I say I was stupid? No I did not so drop the idea. As for classifications, I’ve had many designations of a lot of professions. I personify “Jack of all Trades” and hey my first name is Jack so it ironically fits. Chances are if you can name it, I’ve done it for a little bit or know something about the profession in question. If not, chances are I forgot or didn’t care to listen. (Necromancy? What happened to just summoning demons?)

Sex and the other things:

Lets put it this way. If it is sentient and relatively my size in height and weight that I might find attractive, I’ve probably fucked it. Blunt ain’t I? Anthro Foxes, anthro felines, dragons, nekos, elves , anthro mice, humans, demons, gargoyles and some things I don’t know how to pronounce I have made out with, dated, gone to bed with and all that fun stuff. I find all species attractive but I’m not going to bed anything that moves and breaths. I am a bit selective even on the casual level. Both sexes are appealing, although I find males go over easier than females. Most of them seem to want other girls around here for some reason. Kinks? Well I have a simple rule: I am willing to do anything that doesn’t involve me getting reconstructive surgery to my face, stitches or a stomach pump at the end of it (Ie eating shit, drinking piss, beating eachother in the head with ballpin hammers in lether boyscout uniforms while taking turns throwing pies at eachother. I'm not hear to judge, to each his/her/hir own). Oh and on some side note on languages since I should mention, I can speak (IC of course) Japanese, Russian, German, two forms of Arabic, Spanish, French, English, Punjabi and several mystical languages like Ancient (kinda the universal language of gods and demons kind of thing but very basic).

Conclusion….you fucking read this far and didn’t scroll for pics:

To put me simply, I am an enigma for this place. A being that has been around this long I am a creature that enjoys existence in all its fun ways and honestly its how I want it. I don’t go about anymore worrying about the problems of society and trying to fix things. Did that, tried it, some worked, most don’t, stopped caring. I watch nature, see mystical wonders and observe it and enjoy what existence has to offer. So if you want to talk to me, well….go ahead you might like what happens.

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This is Damious. He is a good friend of mine and he's never too far away from me. I think for some reason he likes my company and its not like he has anything better to do these days. He is a bit of a mystery except to me since I know him pretty well. Together we make a pretty good duo and can handle a lot of pretty much whatever comes our way. Want to get to know us? Come on, you might just get lucky.

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Me and some kitties:


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Damious and Me:

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