Joblin

About Joblin Jobix but they can only say cursed shit.

Joblin has a powerful Aztec ring he stole that let's him steal anything that's not nailed down. Literally. Meaning he can steal metaphorical and imaginary concepts.

Joblin is the reason why you sometimes don't get pings.
When the tab isn't fully in your line of vision, Joblin can sneak in and pilfer your pings.

Joblin's Hoard

  • 5 stolen chat pings. One of those is probably yours.
  • stolen chat PUBS. Some of these were really saucy.
  • browser cookies. You didn't want them anyway.
  • of your so called precious time.

Someone is visiting Joblin's profile... their back pocket is jingling...

Pickpocket



Joblin has $0.
Joblin has 0/10 captives.
 Joblin has 0 black vans grabbing 0 captives every night (30 seconds.)
The shrinkray is shrinking 1 captive every 20 seconds.
 Joblin has 0 micros.
 Joblin is peckish.
Joblin has 0 street urchins pickpocketing $0 per second.
Joblin has 0 muggers mugging $0 per second.
Joblin has 0 bankrobbers robbing $0 per second.
Joblin is gaining $0 per second.
| Bigger coins! : - Joblin can now hear the difference between small jangling coins, and larger ones, allowing them to target bigger coins, which are more valuable!
| Biggerest coins! : - Joblin's ears are now highly attuned to only the BIGGEST coins! Which are worth 5 a pop!
| Biggerestestist coins! : - Joblin can now smell rich people; who are known to carry rare coins worth 15!
| Gobby Grabbers : - Joblin can now stick both his mitts in a pocket greatly increasing coin grabbing area!
| Cointime : - Time slows down for Joblin when he puts his grubby mits into someones pocket, making all coins slower.
| Hire an Street Urchin : - A one time payment gains the loyalty of a ragamuffin that pickpockets $0.1 per second for you.
| Gruel : - By feeding the urchins soup made from pocket fluff, we can increase urchin productivity by +100%.
| Hire an Mugger: - A one time payment gains the loyalty of a ruffian, who mugs $10 per second for you.
| Baseball Lessons : - If we teach the muggers baseball, they get better at mugging by +100%.
| Hire an Bankrobber: - These professionals get you $100 each second.
| Buy a Shrinkray: - It's a gun that shrinks people while somehow magically knowing to shrink only the living target and not the surrounding matter, as well as not knowing not to miss any bits of the target...
| Crank : - Allows you to manually crank the shrinkray to make it go faster.
| Prison Block : - Create 10 more space for storing captives.
| Upgrade Power : Upgrade the shrinkrays power so it shrinks faster.
| Add Chamber : Upgrade the shrinkrays beam and add a new chamber so it can shrink more captives at once.
| Black Van : Hire some dark web professionals to help you snatch lots of yummy captives at the end of each night.
| Bigger Vans : We can make more space in the back for 1 more captive.
| Off-Books Laboratory : Build an underground lab with shady scientists to help process captives. Increases capacity, shrink speed, and shrink quantity.
| Taste Research : Begin looking into how to make micros even more delicious. (Does nothing... yet)
| Recycling : A revolutionary new way to make more money. We strip captives before we shrink them, and sell their goodies! Gives a random amount of money for each shrink.
| Eat a Micro : It's been a long journey! Time to treat yourself.
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Roleplay Preferences (Click here for explanation)

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Soft Vore Always/Love
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Hard Vore Always/Love
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Digestion Always/Love
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Fatality Always/Love
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Reforming Always/Love
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Endo Always/Love
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Oral Vore Always/Love
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Unbirthing Always/Love
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Cock Vore Always/Love
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Anal Vore Always/Love
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Tail Vore Always/Love
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Vampiric Vore Always/Love
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Soul Vore Always/Love
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Unconventional Vore Always/Love
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Stretchy Always/Love
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Realistic Always/Love
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Cooking Always/Love
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Rough Always/Love
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Gentle Always/Love
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Sex Always/Love
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Pain Always/Love
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Transformation Always/Love
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Blood Always/Love
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Scat Always/Love
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Disposal Always/Love
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Watersports Always/Love
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Bondage Always/Love
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Magic Always/Love
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Willing Always/Love
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Herm Partner Always/Love
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Underage Character Always/Love
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Evolving Character Always/Love
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Breaking 4th Wall Always/Love
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Grab and Gulp Always/Love
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Group Roleplay Always/Love
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Vore game Always/Love
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Whisper Always/Love
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Public Always/Love
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Private Always/Love
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Stink Always/Love
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Ideas Always/Love
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Brainfucking Always/Love
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Lengthy Digestion Always/Love
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Cum Popping Always/Love
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Detailed Bulges Always/Love
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Size Difference Always/Love
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Death Always/Love
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Hypnosis Always/Love
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Absorption Always/Love
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Predgasm Always/Love
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Possessive Predator Always/Love
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Uncaring Predator Always/Love
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Gooey and Melty Digestion Always/Love
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Hand And Face Bulges Always/Love
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Doll Sized Prey Always/Love
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Puppeteering Always/Love
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Sentient Fat Always/Love
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Sentient Disposal Always/Love
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