Player changed on Nov. 17, 2009
Magical_Mindy Has given ownership of the Joke shop over to
Hannia_and_Hana as a gift.
Welcome to the parks best (and only) joke shop! We've got everything you need to humiliate your food before eating it. So come on in and see what we have in stock!
Employees
Manager:
Quela
Basically the bird in charge of the shop when Hannia and Hana aren't there. She also runs the cash register usually, while Hana and Hannia are making products.
Employee:
Shamira
Hired by Hannia, Shamira helps with keeping the shelves stocked, and any task that is too big for Hannia and Hana to do on their own.
Edible pranks
Teleportation cookies.
Tasty sugar cookies with sweet frosting. However, these cookies are enchanted with a teleportation spell. The chocolate frosted cookies are the receivers, and the vanilla frosted ones are the senders. Whoever eats one of the vanilla cookies, will be transported to one of the chocolate cookies. Very inconvenient if someone has already eaten one of the chocolate cookies.
Rubber bubble gum.
No, the bubble gum itself isn’t rubber. While it’s being chewed by someone, that person’s body assumes rubber like properties. IE, they can be stretched, they’re bouncy, and they can be molded and shaped, but will just spring back to their original size.
Fast-forward fruit juice.
This tasty fruit punch, in addition to being just the thing for a hot summer day, is also good for when someone needs to be REALLY awake. The enchantment on this fruit punch makes it twenty fold more potent then concentrated caffeine. A full cup of this juice would cause hyperactivity for about an hour.
Bite sized chocolate bar.
As it’s name implies, this is a small chocolate bar with nuts and caramel in it. However, one bite can cause the person who ate it will shrink to 1/10 of their former size in five minutes. The more of the bar a person eats, the smaller they will get. A whole bar will leave a person at 1/100 of their size. It lasts about an hour.
Dragon Gumdrops.
Large gumdrops of various colors. When one eats one, they gain a powerful breath like a dragon for a short period of time. The type of breath depends on the color of the drop. Red will cause a fire breath, light blue a blizzard breath, green is venom breath, and so on. Lasts for ten minutes. Eating more than one color will cause the breath used to be a random type.
Elemental soda pop.
This soda pop has an enchantment on it. Anyone who drinks it becomes a soda pop elemental of sorts. Meaning their whole body is changed into a living, moving soda pop substance. They can retain their former shape, or they may simply flow like a liquid. And yes, they can be drank like soda pop, though they become smaller as they loose substance. When it wears off, the soda pop reforms back into a person, the size depends on how much soda pop is left.
Jello monster
At first glance, this appears to be just a regular bowl of jello, available in many tasty flavors. However, should anyone actually get close to the jello, it suddenly becomes alive and sends out tendrils to grab anyone nearby and try to pull them into the jello. The buyer of this item gets a free jello-monster-control runestone, letting them order around said Jello monster. Be careful not to loose it, replacements aren't cheap.
Spring board soup
Eating the soup, would make it seem like every step is with a spring, like springs have been attached to the feet of said person, lasts two minites for ever spoon full. Idea proposed by
Sam_Cupcakes
G-Breakers
Jawbreakers that, when held in the mouth (or swallowed) Causes weightlessness for the duration that they are in somebody. If said jawbreaker is bitten and crunched, gravity reverses altogether, causing the eater to fall straight up. Don't bite while outside.
Milk of cookies
This milk, when drank, causes the drinker to become a living cookie of a random type. Said living cookie is the same size as the original person, if two dimentional, and can move like a regular cookie. Living cookies don't feel pain. One cup of this milk will cause a transformation for one half hour.
Cottoning Candy
This cotton candy is enchanted to turn the consumer into a living plush toy version of themselves. One bite is good for around 15 minutes, and a whole bag will plushify someone for hours.
Babypops
These lollypops, when sucked on or licked, will gradually reduce the age of whomever is tasting them. If one were to bite and crunch them, the effect is somewhat more immediate, transforming them into a random younger age immediately. This could be a child, a teenager, or even reduce them to infancy. After a couple hours, the changes gradually reverse themselves.
Services offered
Wand creation
For a small fee, Hana can take two cores (slivers of bone) and make a pair of magic wands from them. The kind of wand made is generally unknown, but is usually based on the person it is taken from. The requester of this service keeps one of the wands, while the other goes into Hana's personal collection.
See
Hannia_and_Hana for a list of wands that they have made.