Kid_Disposal

Got a little annoyance causing you no end of grief? Miniature troublemakers plaguing your time day in and day out? We know how you feel. Whether they're too loud or too messy, kids can be just as much of a curse as they can be a blessing and sometimes handling them (or simply being around them) is too much!

That is where WE come in! The Kid Care Centers is designed to see to the removal and thorough processing of those placed in our capable "hands!" For a low fee*, we will handle the prospective kid(s) at one of our special centers or take care of them on-site as requested for little additional cost to you.

We offer personalized care, always making sure that you are matched with a caregiver you feel is "most appropriate" for your needs and situation!
RapidCare is our primary plan. This includes both housecalls and quick care center "handling." Since this what we promise to all customers, additional fees only come into play if you want to add on any of our special features.
Educational Management Program. NEW! This is a long-term plan to provide an educational jumpstart to those that apply to this program. We provide access to the best teachers, tutors, and professors in many fields. If you want your kid to come out on top, this is what you want! Prospective students housed on-campus, teaching at home available for additional charge. Please be aware that this program has a high rate of student "failure" as we have very high standards for our students.
We handle cases well into the teen years**, so don't balk at giving us a call if you have a troublesome teen as well!

We pride ourselves on anonymity and secrecy for both our customers and employees. If you have recieved this email or letter, then it was via recommendation from an ongoing or former client that you are interested in our services (or employment at our firm). There are no letters or emails delivered in error.

*Fees are based on size and quantity.

**Eligibility ceases at 17 and older.

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Okay, now to break character. If it wasn't obvious already, this is very much so focused on younger prey! Please keep that in mind when messaging. And no, just in cae I have to actually say this, there are no actual fees for roleplaying.

Also, please don't approach me in character. If we haven't had some kind of talk about what's going to happen, then your random IC approach is going nowhere.