scientists have done what was previously thought an impossible dream.
On Isla Nublar, a species extinct for 65 million years once again walks the Earth.
A species known as... humans.
Three experienced paleontologists were brought on-site
to witness this scientific marvel firsthand.
Dr_Tyra_N_OZaurus famous for her theories on Dinosaur/Human Cooperation.
Dr_Allie_Zaurus champion of the Mutual Seduction Theory.
and Dr_Dana_Nychus a proponent of the Tasty Humans Theory.
But before Mammal Park could even open, the humans escaped!
Can our brave scientists escape this tropical island,
now dangerously full of... tasty food?
Ok, it doesn't sound all that harrowing when you think about it,
but what if like... what if they all made a New Years Resolution
to stick to their diets!
Yeah! Pretty scary now, right?
Roleplay Preferences (Click here for explanation)
As Pred
| Being PredBeing Prey | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Welcome to the Mammal Park Information Center. |
| Soft Vore | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Are you ready for some fun facts about humans? |
| Digestion | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Did you know the average human contains roughly 126,000 calories? |
| Fatality | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | That's equivalent to several grilled cheese sandwiches! |
| Oral Vore | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | While many of you no doubt imagine humans with fuzzy ears and fluffy tails, |
| Soul Vore | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | this image is being challenged by modern science! |
| Gentle | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | In fact it's entirely possible that humans possessed apelike ears and no tails at all! |
| Willing | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | How weird is that? |