Marcus_Blaine

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Yeah yeah, I know what you're thinking. Guy like me, in my line or work, I've got to have a few stories to tell, right? Some tale about ladies in red that got twisted up with the mob, leaving me as the only safe place to turn? How I beat the bad guys and saved the day? Truth is, this profession ain't exactly how it is in the movies - and if you keep on expecting things to be exactly how they seem, you won't last long in this business. I mean, don't let my fashion sense fool you, it's practically the uniform for this gig.

Besides, tangling with the underworld is something I'd rather leave to the cops. Private eyes in real life? It's all about scandals. Not the kind that get in the papers, but the more... local kind. Wife needs an excuse to divorce her husband, whatever - it all boils down to digging up dirt on folk for money. And as they say - where there's muck there's brass.

It's not all hiding in bushes with a camera though. Dig in the right places and sometimes you'll turn up treasure. Dig in the wrong places, and you'll turn up a body. Either way, when that happens, things tend to get interesting fast.

Hell of a way to make a living.

Alt of MaraudingMarauder.