Medicham

Medicham are a roughly humanoid, Psychic/Fighting species of Pokémon, known for their affinity for combat, long meditation sessions, and beyond powerful kicks. This particular specimen is a VERY dangerous one, because: 1. She has an incredibly short temper. This coupled with the fact that she hates everybody is a bad combo. 2. She can crush YOUR head with her thighs in under a minute. 3. She can also eat YOU for a quick protein boost/meditation snack in about that time. She has done it before. Why do you think she's wearing clothes? Now, naturally, she has a love for battling and enjoying herself and having fun and all that other wholesome stuff that Pokémon do. If a Trainer manages to win her respect, she'll certainly make a great addition to their team. So go on. Throw that Nest Ball. See how that works out for you. Name: Medicham - She hasn't been nicknamed yet.
Age: 21
Height: 5ft normally, but she might grow if properly fed.
Weight: Fluctuates - This should be a MASSIVE red flag.
Likes: Kicking people that annoy her, kicking people that threaten her, kicking people in general.
Dislikes: Her meditations being interrupted, dry Pokéblocks, people having fun in her general vicinity, and most importantly, YOU.
STATS FOR POKÉNERDS Ability: Pure Power
IVs: 31 HP / 31 Atk / 27 Def / 25 SpA / 30 SpD / 31 Spe
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Brick Break
- Shadow Ball
- Hi Jump Kick
- Bulk Up
Now go back to Smogon, dork "Yeah I can catch her! She'll be in my team in no time!" Magikarp used SPLASH! heavy (get it cuz bigass thighs) WIP ready to get scenes going but i mostly enjoy bantering in public and doing funny stuff for my own amusement. if you wanna get to know me (your funeral btw) my interests include big thicc butts, handheld consoles and Pokémon ROM hacks. if you give me attention i will love you forever for it. don't be discouraged to give an approach a try BTW 90% of the art used belongs to ManiacalFork. you WILL give them a watch and you WILL favorite all of their stuff.