Melanie hopes to be a good little pet someday. She'd never learned to read or write, she's awful at math, and she failed recess in kindergarten. After a childhood accident, she was the first person to get a partial brain transplant from a Labrador, and now displays quite obvious canine traits. This is also why she can't read or write, is very sweet and gullible, and wants to be a pet.
Fun facts:
- Her breasts are three fifths of her body weight.
- Her IQ is 14.
- When she was 16 she won a regional cock sucking championship beating hundreds of contestants, but was disqualified when the judges found out about her age.
- People are confident that had she been allowed to enter the handjob championships she'd have won with ease.
- She was the assistant at Mister Premature Ejaculator 2017 who helped the contestants show their stuff... just to see who came first.
- She's deceptively strong, somehow able to lift a firetruck over her head and throw it 100ft. No-one knows how or why she possesses such strength. She can also outrun olympic sprinters, outswim speedboats and bend like you wouldn't believe. She's also fond of the high jump, but when she competed in that discipline she always forgot her vaulting pole and cleared the bar by herself.
She also volunteers at the Happy Moo Ranch!