Miss_Blubbo

Sammi Munchhauser is always hungry. And she has always been always hungry. But she used to be someone else entirely. Yes, the curvy, 230 lb diva standing in front of you today was once a timid, 90 lb. stick.

Sammi's mother was a whore who never even knew who Sammi's father was. She died young, leaving Sammi to be raised by her step-sister. The step-sister was never even close with Sammi's mom, and considered her a black sheep, so naturally she was not at all excited to raise the daughter of a whore. She gave Sammi the bare minimum in terms of food and shelter, and sometimes even less if she felt like it. Sammi frequently went hungry, and so she took to the streets to find food.

She spent countless days and nights begging on the streets until one day when she hit the jackpot. A passerby smiled kindly at her as he put something into her begging cup. It didn't clink like coins ought to, so she quickly peered inside to see what sort of paper money had been deposited. It was a lottery ticket. Well, not literally, but it might as well have been. It was a coupon for the fast food joint around the corner, Blubbo's. "Buy one Big Bopper burger, get one free."

Sammi had never been inside the restaurant before but had longed to go in and buy one of the thick, juicy, greasy burgers they sold. Now she felt she had a legitimate reason to justify the cost of the pricy meal. She anxiously begged there on the corner for another 40 minutes before she finally had enough money to buy the fatty prize. She got up, clenching her coupon tightly in one fist, her funds in the other, and marched quickly to the storefront. As she pushed the door open, it was as if balloons and confetti were falling on her head and everyone inside was applauding her, congratulating her.

Except that she wasn't dreaming. They really were clapping as balloons and confetti fell. Sammi needed a moment to realize that it was real, and looked around in confusion, nervously. What was going on? The manager quickly strode over with a smile on his face and explained that she was the 100,000th customer to walk through the door, and was thereby the grand prize winner: Her Blubbo's order would be on the house for the next year.

Sammi couldn't believe it. She literally broke down in tears and needed several moments to compose herself. Several employees and patrons wiped tears from their own eyes as they watched this trembling skeleton of a girl realize that she was about to regularly eat.

Finally Sammi went up to the counter and presented her coupon, not really certain how to even place an order. But the staff was very kind and happy to serve her. They even gave her fries and a drink at no charge. Sammi took the meal to the nearest booth and quickly devoured it all. She moaned in pleasant shock as she rubbed her belly, looking down at the now-empty tray. The wrappers were so greasy that they were literally transparent, like glass. The grease made her stomach queasy, but she didn't care; it was so filling! She'd never felt this full before! What an incredible feeling!

Sammi stood back up and returned to the cashier, smiling as she requested another order exactly the same as what she had just inhaled. The teenaged cashier nervously began to point out that the certificate Sammi had been given indicated that the promotion was supposed to be limited to one redemption per day. But the manager stopped her short. He took pity on the skinny Sammi and said that her meals would always be on the house. Sammi's heart fluttered all the way back to her booth as she devoured another two Big Boppers.

When she returned to the restaurant the next day, the manager proudly presented her with a new certificate which stated that it had no redemption limitations, neither daily, nor lifetime.

Fast forward one year later.

Eating three meals a day every day at Blubbo's made Sammi's weight balloon very quickly. She had trouble fitting through some doors. Sometimes you could feel the earth shake when she walked. She was eating away Blubbo's entire profit margin.

So you can imagine her shock and disappointment the day she was told that her free meals for a lifetime were going to have to come to a stop.

She stood there stunned for a moment. Then she reached out and grabbed that manager and stuffed him headfirst into her hungry maw. Even she was surprised at how easily she did it. But she got over the shock quickly, and grew excited over this newfound ability. She inhaled deeply, breathing in the smell of sucess. No, wait, that was the smell of french fries. Sure enough, standing nearby was an employee who had spent the last hour over the french fryer. She was gobbled up so quickly it wasn't even funny! It didn't take her long at all to do the same to every other single pimple-faced, braces-wearing employee too. She owned Blubbo's now.

But Sammi was just getting started. She went home to her step-aunt's home and made short work of her and her daughter. That was when she made another discovery. As she devoured her step-aunt, she held her step-cousin in a headlock against her gut. Imagine her surprise when she realized that her cousin's head had been swallowed up by her enormous belly button! Sammi laughed as she stuffed her hated cousin completely into her belly button. Apparently all those tons of grease must have caused a strange mutation in Sammi, turning her navel into working orifice! How about that!

As she digested her aunt and cousin, Sammi returned to the empty Blubbo's restaurant. She stared at her reflection in the window, admiring her powerful body with a new sense of self-confidence that she wanted everyone to see. An idea struck her, and she went inside to find the Blubbo's corporate directory. After a few phone calls, she made her newest dream come true:

She was now Miss Blubbo, the face of the franchise, and would even star in the official Blubbo's pinup calendar!

That brought her a great deal of celebrity, and she adores it. She loves being Miss Blubbo! It opens up so many opportunities to meet new (and delicious!) people!