Nuts

Her real name is Melissa, but growing up, she liked being called 'Missy'. Her hyperactive ADHD personality earned her the nickname 'Squirrel' amongst her friends. Everyone else calls her 'Nuts'.

Whatever you call her, she will be excited to meet you. She's always cheerful and upbeat, bubbly and smiling. She knows she's a sexpot and enjoys flaunting her body; she's overflowing with confidence. Chances are she wants to have sex with you. That's where things can get, well, nuts.

Her mile-a-minute personality carries over into the bedroom. She can be rough, but she's not trying to be mean about it. She can't help it if most people just aren't built to take a pounding from her big dick at full speed. But don't you worry! She'll be super supportive the entire time, coaxing you to just try a little harder to keep up. "Come on, you can do it! Look at how awesome you're doing! Open up just a liiiiittle bit more! That's it! I'm so proud of you!" (Is it any surprise that she was captain of the cheer squad back in high school?) Meanwhile, there you are, sweating bullets with a deer-in-the-headlights look on your face (AKA "Holy sh!t, there's a grenade in my mouth!")

She happens to be super-fertile, and impregnates just about everyone she fucks. Seriously. There is an entire classroom of of second-graders in Oregon where every single kid is hers. They all have different moms, who have nothing in common except for the same permanent bow-legged walk that follows a night of pleasure with Missy. For her part, though, Missy has zero maternal instinct or urges. She has no desire to actually raise kids, so best of luck to all you moms-to-be!

That is, of course, for the 'lucky' ones. A girl with her energy has gotta eat. It's totally normal for her to gobble someone down without warning, even after she's pumped them up with her jizz. For what it's worth, she's not gonna revel in your demise; she's very self-conscious about her looks and wouldn't want to be seen with a big fat wriggling gut. So she'll lay low until her hyper-metabolism can work you out of her system. That usually takes about 27 minutes.

Yeah. Nuts.


Missy had an unexpected encounter with Beach_Bimbo that ended with Missy absorbing Rita into her own body! She now has even fuller pouty lips, a longer, thicker dick and her chest is even bigger! It also caused her to fall victim to the bimbo curse, driving up her libido, filling out her curves and stretching out her holes. Basically, Squirrel just went into hyperactive!

To date, Missy has knocked up Kelly_Morris not once, but twice! And since he hasn't gotten a restraining order against her yet, he must want her to do it again!

The best $15 that Missy ever spent was on Slutty_Sammy. She put his little dick to shame by fucking his throat raw and reaming his ass until it was a gaping hole. Then she gave him a goodnight kiss with her ass that ended with him inside her! But you know what the best part was? She kept his super-cute shoes! All for $15!



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