Overkill

Name:  Overkill
Species:  Argentine Black and White Tegu (Tupinambis merianae)
Height:  4’
Length:  32’
Weight:  ~7 tons
Description
Overkill is a lizard, or, to be more precise, a female Argentine black and white tegu. An excessively large one, in fact. The largest an average Tupinambis merianae specimen will grow is about four feet. At roughly four feet tall at the shoulder and well over thirty feet long, this one is fully eight times that. She weighs an estimated seven tons, and only her fairly typically reptilian metabolism keeps her from needing to fuel that massive bulk with more than a few hundred pounds of meat every few days. While a tegu normally feeds on insects, rodents, smaller reptiles, or the occasional bird, such fare is insufficient to sustain Overkill, to say the least; her diet is much more likely to consist of deer, large canines or felines, and yes, humans or anthropomorphs, and even smaller taurs or dragons (for which she has developed a particular liking).
OOC
· Overkill is meant primarily for soft vore. She might rough somebody up in the process of catching them, but her prey will be devoured more or less intact.
· Overkill only eats with her mouth. If you’re looking for something else, you’re looking for someone else.
· Overkill is not a prey character, regardless of how big or nasty or hungry your character may be.
· Overkill is a normal, if oversized, lizard. She will remain a normal, if oversized, lizard. No magical powers, no fiery breath, no nanite infections.
· Overkill prefers her prey to be wearing as little as possible.
· Don’t construe the previous point to mean she’s interested in sexual contact of any sort. She isn’t.
· Male human and male demi-human prey need not apply. Overkill doesn’t object, but I, the player, have no interest in them. It’s not a bias I’m proud of, but it’s there nonetheless. On the chance that you have such a character which does interest me, I’ll contact you.
· Underage characters need not apply. Period.
· Fanchars will be categorically declined. This includes characters from anime, video games, Pokémon, Digimon, yoshis, and et cetera.
· Detailed descriptions of digestion are highly encouraged.
· I only roleplay food going in, not what’s left going out. Seriously, don’t even mention it.
· If you’re looking for a predator to fight some massive climactic battle with, look elsewhere. Overkill may not be sentient, but she is intelligent enough to recognize — and avoid — firearms or explosives or “phenomenal cosmic powah”.
· In-character whispers: Do not want.
· On a similar note, no roleplaying will be done in whispers. None. Zero. Zilch. Private rooms are an acceptable alternative.
· Whispers and questions are welcome, whether it’s to arrange a roleplay scene or clarify something about my character or even just to talk about other things in general.
· If this list sounds grouchy and ill-tempered, it probably is. If you ignore it, I will be grouchy and ill-tempered, too. I’m not usually unfriendly or elitist, or at least I try not to be, but a few years of experience has left me a bit cynical and picky about roleplay partners. Unfortunately, I have a certain sinking feeling that the people I’m trying to dissuade with this block of text are the ones who aren’t going to read it in the first place. Please, prove me wrong. I’m beggin’ ya, here.

(A veteran player operating under an AssumedPseudonym.)