Pandolce

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Sugar and spice and everything nice...

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CONTENTS

Once Upon a Time: the story in brief of how Pandolce came to be.

The Gingerbread Girl: description, physical nature and personality.

Pan's Cafe: Pan's default location, which has become a surprisingly popular gathering place.

Chronicles of Pandolce: friends of Pan and notes about her (mis)adventures in the Park.

Roleplaying: if you would like to play with Pan, READ THIS. It is not difficult to understand.


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ONCE UPON A TIME...

...there was an old woman who lived all alone in a little cottage in the woods. People of the village nearby thought she must be a witch, and it satisfied her to let them believe it, talking to her cat and always leaving a large cauldron bubbling on the fire. Fear of her supposed powers kept away brigands, and even better, the taxman; while respect for her wisdom brought local folk quietly to the hut for potions, advice and healing. In her strange, outside fashion, she was quite a powerful figure in the little kingdom, but with her husband long in the ground and her children all grown and departed, her life was sometimes deeply lonely.

One day, she was making gingerbread cookies, and whimsically decided to craft a little person out of the leftover dough. Amused by the notion, she decorated the little poppet with pixie hair of black icing, eyes of black currants, and with a cackle, even a pair of cinnamon candies on the chest to mark the gingerbread as a girl.

While the cookies baked, the old woman slipped into a contemplative mood, dancing her little 'daughter' around. She sighed, and for a moment wished she really were a witch, who could somehow bring her creation to life.

As it happened, the old woman had done a good turn once for one of the Fair Folk who lived in the woods. Showing gratitude in the curious way of her kind, the Faerie Queen of the Black Woods heard and heeded the old woman's wish.

The next morning, the old woman came into the kitchen expecting that the cat would have eaten the leftover dough, whatever shape it was. Much to her surprise, instead she found that the cookie girl had been brought to life, grown to full size yet somehow still made entirely out of soft, sweet unbaked gingerbread.

For many years they lived happily together, until in time the old woman passed in the way of mortals, and Pandolce -- for so she had been named -- decided that it was time to go out into the world. After a number of odd adventures in the outside world, she came to a most curious park, full of strange creatures, and wandered in to take a look...


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THE GINGERBREAD GIRL

Pandolce is a petite, if generously curved, apparently human girl, with dark brown skin that glitters slightly as though sprinkled with crystals of sugar. Her eyes are solid black and glittery, her smile easy and sparkly, her hair a tight black pixie-cap that seems not to move. She stands a little less than five feet tall, while her weight varies widely depending on how much she's eaten lately (she's normally just a bit less pudgy than shown in the picture above). Patches of pink colored sugar appear spontaneously on her cheeks when she blushes, which is quite often. Wherever she goes the air is filled with the sweet and spicy scent of baking cookies, and her laugh is like the ringing of fairy bells.

She rarely bothers with clothing, although when she's behind the counter at her Cafe she usually dons a cute white linen chef's outfit with a very loose and revealing coat.

Those who know her soon learn two things: first, she loves to eat, especially sweets, ice cream and pastries, and if allowed (or encouraged) to, will gorge till her belly is swollen like a great big spicy pumpkin; and second, that it's difficult to stay near her for long without thinking about how delicious she smells, and how delightful one little nibble of her sweet flesh might be...

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Literally made of soft gingerbread dough, Pandolce is malleable, immune to pain, and entirely edible. She has no consistent internal organs, save for a peppermint candy heart, which does not beat, and her stomach, which is just a hollow and very expandable space in her middle. All of her other bodily structures are similarly food-based and tend to vary from one incarnation to another. Although made of unbaked dough, her form is very coherent and does not, for instance, smudge off on surfaces or become sticky in water -- she is, in short, not quite as smushy as regular cookie dough. She can be easily stretched, molded and deformed, but it is very difficult to separate a piece from her body unless the damage is done by teeth, beaks or other biting edges, or possibly by weapons of magical nature. She does not need to breathe, but usually does so by habit, and naturally must draw breath to speak with.

Those who find themselves in Pan's stomach will find that it fills with a thick, very sweet goop of liquid butter, which dissolves most substances into more of the same goo before reabsorbing into the surrounding flesh and becoming more gingerbread dough. This digestive butter gives off heavy, pleasantly flowery fumes which put most creatures to sleep even before they begin to dissolve. Pan has a fair degree of control over whether to let her juices loose, and can keep someone safely alive inside her indefinitely if she wants, though they'll probably still get covered with the thinner, slippery butter fluid she has in lieu of saliva.

When damaged or deformed, she will slowly return to her normal form; as a guideline it takes about two hours for her to re-grow an entire leg. The healing process can be accelerated if she has something to eat and process into new gingerbread. Should she be entirely consumed, she will reform immediately around her Talisman, a mysterious object which appears in random hiding places around the woods near the Park. The nature and location of the Talisman is a deeply-guarded secret which even Pan forgets as soon as she leaves the area.

To her own misfortune, though, this regeneration takes a toll on her memory as well. Pandolce is eternally naive and cheerful, always thinking the best of everyone -- even people who might have devoured, deflowered, baked or sculpted her before. She can be talked into nearly anything by someone who approaches nicely, or at least politely, and even though she can be quite clever in other ways, she seems incapable of ever learning that others might have less than friendly intentions, and rarely worries much about even the strangest situations until it's far too late. Her memory in general is fuzzy and erratic; sometimes she takes sexual and vore-related matters easily in stride, while at other times she seems almost completely innocent, and she may or may not remember any given incident, however recent, until someone reminds her.

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Although a magical creature, Pandolce has no skill with spells, and in fact cannot learn them; she is strictly an artificial being, and does not possess the mystic aspect of existence known as a soul. Despite this, she is not entirely helpless against magic users; those who tamper too far with her intrinsic magic will attract the attention of the Faerie Queen who created her -- a night-spirit of great age and power, much less nice than Pandolce and possessed of a very devious sense of humor.

She is able to use certain magical items, notably the collection of wands which Magical_Mindy seems to always be dropping; however, Pan's skill with these wands is slightly less advanced than her skill at warp-drive engine repair, and those who see her holding a wand with a thoughtful expression might be wise to get out of the way.

Her one outstanding area of skill is in the field of cookery and baking, in all related arts of which she is competent to an almost uncanny degree. Outside of that she's not terribly gifted intellectually, in fact somethig of an airhead, which is perhaps to be expected in a creature whose brain is most likely a wad of cotton candy. In many ways, she is a magical toy, created to satisfy the dark whimsical desires of a shadowy Faerie Queen, and as such, she has a deeply and intrinsically submissive nature which can easily be brought out by anyone with a talent for magic, or even anyone strongly charismatic.

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Incidentally, the name is PandoLce, not Pando Ice, and has nothing to do with pandas. It's pronounced "pan-DOLE-chay" and it's Spanish for "sweet bread" (it usually refers to a specific type of pastry, not gingerbread, but that's poetic license for you), though another player has cleverly suggested that with a little Greek blended in it could also be taken to mean "all sweet".


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PAN'S CAFE

Noting an abundance of hungry folks around, and having a great fondness for cooking and company, Pan has set up a little outdoor cafe among the tall rocks surrounding the Hot Springs in the Park. Whenever Pan is around and you don't see her doing something else, it's safe to assume that she's behind the counter at the Cafe and you can approach her there for conversation, or to order a snack.

The Cafe is an open-air affair with no walls, constructed of bamboo and canvas, with a collection of awnings for a roof. The boundary of the Cafe is marked by a bamboo archway bearing a sign which reads "PAN'S CAFE: GOOD EATS ALL THE TIME". Curiously, there is a door, but it's not connected to anything, it's just standing pointlessly in a frame off to the side of the arch. The serving counter is angled slightly away from the Springs and offers a wide view of the Park; people at the counter can easily see and be seen by others all the way to the shore of the Lake.

The main counter is a long L-shape, with room for seven or eight average-sized people to sit at the longer arm; a buffet table with steam trays, piles of pastries, and a small salad bar sits on the shorter arm. On the main arm, near the corner, is a large fancy expresso and coffee machine; under the counter is a long wood-and-brass wet bar from which beer, wine and a wide variety of other grown-up drinks can be served. Tucked away from sight next to the coffee machine is a little velvet pillow where Hannia sleeps.

A hodgepodge collection of tables and chairs provide further seating for at least thirty more, shaded by overhanging trees and a few large canvas umbrellas. Throughout the seating area a number of clear, icy bubbling ponds and waterfalls provide a soft tinkling background sound and spray light cool mists. Nearby, a short flight of natural stone steps leads to a serving counter right up against the Spring itself, where customers can order food without even leaving the hot waters.

Behind the counter is a kitchen cleverly designed to take advantage of the heated rocks and little pools of steaming water next to the Spring, along with a small firepit for grilling and a suspiciously large iron pot-bellied stove. The sink, large enough to bathe a reasonably-sized person, is provided with water from a small, cool natural waterfall. Various cabinets and pantry spaces are built in among the rocks and trees, and three old-fashioned wooden iceboxes hold cold ingredients and ice cream.

From beside the sink falls, a separate stream of brightly colored liquid flows down the rocks and up through the air in an impossible series of bends and loops, to end in a basin at the L-corner of the counter. This enchanted stream, created by Magical_Mindy, is a literal soda fountain -- normally root beer, but able to become any flavor of soda when asked aloud.

Past the kitchen, hidden from view among the tall stones and trees, Pan has a grassy, shady private den, with piles of pillows and small rolling hillocks of soft grass as furniture, along with a private pantry and icebox. She often invites particularly friendly visitors back to this area for some special dessert sampling and other diversions.

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Menu, Services, and Staff

First and foremost the Cafe specializes in baked goods and desserts, with many varieties of cookies, muffins, cupcakes, pies and more always available, and ice-cream specialties made behind the counter. The regular entree menu consists primarily of Chinese buffet food, such as broccoli beef and chow mein, along with the salad bar, but the kitchen is equipped to prepare a wide variety of other items on order -- specialties include steaks, burgers or other grilled items, and Mexican dishes.

The Cafe keeps in stock only the more common meats, such as beef, chicken and pork. Customers wishing to order dishes based on specialty meats -- such as mouse, rabbit, human, bat, naga or so forth -- are advised to bring their own supply of the ingredient in question, preferably after having secured the dinner item's permission. Customers who bring their own dinner material may choose either to borrow the kitchen to prepare their own specialty dish, or to hire Pandolce and her crew to do the cooking.

Specialty dishes prepared thus far at the Cafe include:

* A delightful Trinity_Delius ramen prepared by guest chef Rin_naga

* Savory Rikahazelius and Yume_ pies

* n a private affair, the roast of Wonder_Woman

All service at the Cafe is free of charge, although tips, gifts, and favors are always cheerfully accepted, particularly services or items from the 'Help Wanted' list.

In addition to Pandolce, the Cafe has two regular staff members: Hannia the miniature naga, who helps in the kitchen and at the counter in exchange for room, board and cooking lessons, and Darthirony/Sam, who helps out just to have something to do. Pan generally doesn't mind if other friends come back to use the kitchen equipment when she's not around, but if Hannia or Sam are around, they're in charge of the place.

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Help Wanted
Some improvements and services the Cafe could use include:

* Plumbing: right now the kitchen sink is just a basin which collects water from an uphill spring. I'd like to get some sort of faucet and sprayer setup, possibly even an automated dishwashing system, that fits with the overall tone of the decor -- something like a system of bamboo pipes and little waterwheels, something like that.

* Refrigeration and Heat: as it is the iceboxes depend on actual blocks of ice and cooling streams. A regular delivery of ice, or someone who could provide a magical source of constant cooling, would be helpful to arrange. Similarly, the grill and oven use a lot of wood, so deliveries of wood or a magical lasting flame, or some other clever source of fire, would be welcome.

* Live Menu Assistance: having noticed a high demand, Pan would like to add more live offerings of common prey species such as mice and rabbits. Volunteers to hunt down such ingredients for us -- or for that matter, volunteer ingredients -- are being sought.

* Staff: there may be room for a few more regular staffers, particularly for the hours when our regular staff aren't around, though more than two or three working at the same time could get ridiculous quickly. Applicants will have to show skill at working the counter, assisting in the the kitchen and offering hospitality to patrons.

*Suggestions for other possible improvements and services are always welcome.

((Note that the purpose of this is not really to get all of this done -- which I could handwave into existence like the rest of the place if I wanted -- but to invite many characters to make contributions to the Cafe; so even if your character has the power, please don't just come up and do all of these things at once.))

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PAN'S CAFE: GOOD EATS ALL THE TIME

Stop on by any time you're in the mood for something to snack on -- you might get an extra-special dessert if you ask nicely!


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CHRONICLES OF PANDOLCE

Since arriving at the Park, Pan has met a lot of interesting characters, made a number of friends and had a wide variety of peculiar encounters. Some of the most noteworthy things she's encountered so far include...

* Pandolce's first friend in the Park, and certainly her closest, is Darthirony, in his identity as "Sam", and his talented tail ST. Beginning with Pan helping Sam when he was injured in a magical accident, she has become embroiled in his adventures with Maru and Yumita. She has even 'given birth' to Sam, bestowing on him a gingerbread alternate form, and become his 'daughter' in turn when he temporarily became a female named Sandral. Following this rebirthing Pan developed a dark brand on her lower back in the form of Sam / Sandral's emblematic cupcake.

* Curiously drawn by the magic of the Pastrymancer, whom she knows by the name "BB", Pan has become an eager thrall and lover of the sorceress and enjoys testing out new magical desserts. Thanks to BB, Pan now has the option of forming her usually smooth and featureless crotch into a fully shaped and functional female sex, complete with a little peppermint clitoris and apparently a hard cherry-candy G-spot (she still has no womb per se, just a very flexible vagina). BB has also put her mark on Pan, another brand in the form of a different cupcake on the gingerbread girl's right shoulder.

Although she hasn't arrived or said anything to Pandolce, the Faerie Queen has responded from afar to both of these marks, causing the appearance of a separate design which encircles and frames the two cupcake images. The Queen's mark is a strange swirling pattern which reminds viewers alternately of a cloud-shrouded crescent moon and the shadowy wings of a moth.

* Another friend...sort of...is Magical_Mindy, the first to discover that Pan can be completely immobilized by baking, a continued experimenter in the limits of Pan's malleable body, and holder of the dubious distinction of having been eaten by Pan more often than anyone else. The two of them spend most of their time together concocting elaborate torments for each other, yet they seem to get along remarkably well and are usually found together when both are in the Park.

After an encounter with one of Mindy's wands, Pan now has occasional wings which pop out when she's severely startled or alarmed. Mindy has yet to attempt to harness Pan's intrinsic magic into a wand, perhaps wisely sensing that the Faerie Queen might not care for it.

* In a slightly divergent dimension, Pan has become a thrall to the Sex Goddess embodied as KarentheBronto, who has worked some particularly extreme transformations on her gingerbread toy and currently uses Pan as a mobile milk factory.

* Another tangent world sees Pan in the spell of sharrademoness, whose designs on Pan's body are slowly developing...

* Feela scares the cream filling out of Pandolce, who has thus far been spared any particular attention by the dangerous parasite colony.

* Hannia the miniature naga, as mentioned above, has signed on as an assistant at Pan's Cafe and proven to be a very able apprentice chef, as well as a bundle of fun. Business has really picked up since she arrived.

* Other friends of Pandolce include Zoey Nevoni, enthusiastic feeder; Diana_Jove, enthusiastic feedee; Leohana, who often finds herself caught up in the wackiness surrounding Pan and Mindy; the similarly amorphous (and similarly frequent victim of Mindy and others) Meliku; Rikahazelius, who is usually friendly but has also been known to abruptly start chewing on Pan; Mindy's pet Miyoko; the ever-adorable Trinity_Delius and Rin_naga, and their circle of family and friends; sillydraco, for whom Pan always has a pie ready; and others whose names are yet to come because this author has the brains of a hummingbird and a terrible memory. Please give me a nudge if you think you're one of those I can't recall at the moment!


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ROLEPLAYING

I like small talk, character interaction, flirting and seduction, and very much prefer allowing more intense scenes to evolve out of casual in-character play -- whether it's someone persuading Pan to try something (or even talking her into a trap), or the other way around. The best way to approach Pan and her player is to start with simple conversation. It's a lot more important to me whether a player is any fun to talk to and play with than what kind of scene they like or what kind of creature they play.

If we haven't yet met, the easiest way to get my attention is to walk up to Pan's counter in public and order something, or otherwise start an in-character public conversation with her. From people I haven't really met, but have seen active in the chat for awhile and maybe exchanged some banter with, I will often respond to more overt public moves on Pandolce (such as being pounced by a predator), especially if the player puts forth a clever, funny or inventive opening move that shows knowledge of Pan's character -- and if I'm not already involved in a whole bunch of public activity.

If you'd rather talk in private messages, begin with OOC hellos and small talk before asking for a private scene. Let me emphasize: talk to me first, and not just about the kind of scene you want to play. I'm not comfortable jumping into private play with a player I don't know yet.

The first thing I do when anyone comes to my attention is check their profile. Interesting and distinctive characters with some thought put into their creation (which is not the same as "a whole lotta words") have a definite advantage in tempting Pan to play.

If you're in a great big hurry to do some particular scene and uninterested in idle talk and flirting, I'm afraid a hard-to-get-playing chatterbox like Pandolce just is not the one you want, no matter how appealing you find her picture. If you're playing a prey character looking for someone to actively pursue eating them without persuasion or incentive, she's really not the droid you're looking for.

All that said, I'm open, friendly and easy to approach. I'm here to make friends and have some sexy fun; I do my best to be polite and accomodating, and to give people the benefit of the doubt. All I ask is that you show some respect for my character and interests, and show me some reason to believe that playing with you will be rewarding for both of us.

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Quick and E-Z Ways to Get Turned Down and/or Ignored

* Two strikes right from the start against someone I've never met, and who I've never seen say anything but ((LFRP)), who sends me a PM saying nothing more than "wanna rp" without so much as a hello.

* Two more strikes if all you bother to say is "Hi" followed immediately by "wanna rp".

* Just one strike against posts that are routinely badly spelled, capitalized and punctuated. I can deal with someone who isn't a great writer, or not a native English speaker. But it goes right up to three strikes if your posts are also dull, blunt and rude; if you can't seem to talk about anything except the kind of scene you want to play; if you keep flatly turning aside anything I have to say about my interests; if, in general, you behave as though you think I am a software agent you can just twiddle settings on to get the porn story you desire, rather than an actual person with better things to do than give handjobs to random strangers.

* Two strikes against nondescript male characters with no evident personality beyond a desire to get eaten, and characters of any type who have no description except for a single specific fetish scenario or some hentai picture plucked off of 4Chan that you think is hot. I can and do play with male prey characters. I've even eaten some. But if the only thing you have to say about yourself is "Here I am, and edible", Pan's response is not going to be any more than "Oh. Well, good luck with that."

* Two strikes against players to whom 'roleplay' means only and exclusively vore/sex/fetish activity. Whether in public or private, if you can't be troubled to exchange some how-do-you-do and banter with Pan before leaping straight at her cunt, if it's some kind of aching misfortune to you ever to engage in a scene that's not all hot wet action all the time, then no, the answer is that I'm not interested.

* Two more if you think "Not right now" means "Right now" or "At the very first second that I have any free time". Let me be clear: what I mean is that I'm not in the mood to play whatever it is you're proposing, but not rejecting the possibility that I might be later. Bugging me every hour or making me feel as though I were obligated to get to you on some kind of take-a-number basis is really going to drive my mood for it way down.

* Three whole strikes against anyone who wants me to play Pandolce as a different character to suit their personal fantasy. "Could she be a giantess / a herm / a fox / a genetic experiment in a secret lab far from the Park / already hugely swollen and horny before I even get there / a schoolteacher at a private university / my Aunt Louise?" Well, she could be, but she's not. I've already made my character, and put rather a lot of time and effort into crafting a persona I enjoy playing, who I can easily perform as, and who expresses a wide array of my erotic and interpersonal interests. If that character is not interesting to your tastes, if she isn't someone you want to play with, why are you bothering me? If you want pizza, go to a pizza place, don't go to a travel agency and demand that they pick up a pizza for you. It goes beyond rude to just plain weird.

* Automatic out and ignore if you can't take no for an answer. Whining, moping, bitching, continually repeating your demands, acting as though I have some obligation to prove that my refusal is legitimate, calling me names, crying in public about how nobody likes you, or acting like this list is some kind of challenge to your life philosophy or manliness certainly will not suddenly change my mind. Have some damn dignity.

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For all the rest of you who are not asshats, here's a review of what Pan has to offer and what she likes:


Things Pan can be Very Easily Talked, Tricked or Trapped Into

* Stuffing, Inflation and Force-Feeding: No better way to get Pan hot and eager to please than jamming her so full of food -- especially sweets, pastries and ice cream -- that she can hardly move, and proceeding from there. She's also got a fondness for feeding up a nice soft lady friend -- feeding males, and fat male bodies, are just not of interest to me, sorry. Having prey forced down her throat is about the only way she's ever likely to eat an unwilling creature. Inflation by non-food means such as air, water, the Violet Beauregarde blueberry special and even (sometimes) cum are also of interest.

* Being Eaten: She doesn't like to admit it, but being nibbled, swallowed whole and otherwise engulfed or devoured is a pretty big thrill for her. She'll pretend not to be enjoying it for as long as she can keep up the pretense, however. For the record I rather like it when a pred pleasantly lures Pan into a no-escape situation before revealing their intentions (asking Pan for permission before eating her puts me in a roleplaying quandary, since her natural reaction is to say "no" even though it's what her player wants).

* Breast Expansion, Lactation, Milking & Cow Play: Moo yah! A personal favorite; I like being treated as a human milk cow and have a particular soft spot for cuddly cow-girls.

* Transformation, Immobilization & Bondage: Tied up, pinned down, sculpted and molded, frozen or baked -- or spring something new on her if you've got an idea.

* Little Bitty People: after a couple of recent encounters Pan has developed a new interest in tiny friends -- eating them, letting them explore her lady parts, or just squeezing them between her boobies. Micros are far more likely to tak Pan into eating them on casual acquaintance than anyone regular sized, and tiny males appeal much more to her than normal ones.

* Good Old-Fashioned Sex: women and femme-looking herms who are reasonably charming and friendly will often find Pan ludicrously easy to get into the sack. Males will need to be somewhat more persuasive. Normally the area between her legs is smooth and featureless, though a certain distinct patch of it oozes buttery fluid when she's aroused and becomes softer and squishier than the rest of her (not too soft and squishy to give a good grip to anything that might poke its way in there, though), and as noted above, Pastrymancer has given her the ability to form a feminine sex there by act of will. Additionally, not to put too fine a point on it, her entire body is pliable and yields to a firm touch, which combined with the fact that I'm mentioning it here should bring up some interesting possibilities.

* Cuddling and Petting: always welcome from and available to just about anyone who isn't a total jerk.

* Public and Group Scenes: I don't mind playing most of this stuff in public and I often like to invite interesting bystanders to join, but please be sure that any others already involved are cool with it before jumping in. I don't mind playing in private, too, if you'd rather, but as noted above, I really don't like jumping into an IC scene in private with a player I haven't yet had a chance to get familiar with.

* Loving and affectionate treatment is always nice, but don't feel compelled to be too polite, or to stop and ask Pan's permission every step of the way. Once we've gotten down to business together, don't be afraid to knock her down, fuck her up and eat her alive still wet and kicking. She can take it.


Things to Bring Up Only After You've Known Her Awhile

* Eating People: Pan is NOT a predator by inclination (did you get that? Let me repeat it: she is NOT interested in eating strangers, and she's certainly not going to go chasing after prey), but someone she already likes may be able to talk her into taking on a special dinner. She's also been known to eat a certain magical bunny girl out of sheer vengeance for being baked and consumed herself.

* Enslavement, Serious Bondage & Domination: this sort of thing I prefer to play in private, and any arrangement where Pan becomes a slave or thrall is going to go into a "parallel world" rather than Pan's "official" history -- I do NOT grant ANY player the right to dominate all of my time and attention on the board, and if you can't handle sharing with anyone else I damn well feel like playing with, you don't get any (in character, Pan is ultimately the property of the Faerie Queen who created her anyway). Pan is a SUBMISSIVE character and is NOT comfortable in a dominating role; it's very difficult for me as a player to coordinate dominant behaviour into the mindset of playing this character (and one of my motives for creating her in the first place is that I don't get enough chances to play bottom IRL). That said, I wouldn't mind racking up a collection of collars, brands and piercings -- if you can convince me you're worth kneeling to.

* Hardcore Cookery: Pan will cheerfully help cook up a willing prey at her Cafe in a soft-vore style. If you want to arrange a harder scene involving, shall we say, less cooperative ingredients who end up less intact in the process, I might be interested, but only in a private scene, and if I'm not in the mood for it, I'm not in the mood for it.

* Unconventional Vore: unbirthing is occasionally of mild interest, but for the most part I just don't like it when a non-eating body part starts eating things. Kinda squicky for me. I might compromise on this for someone I like well who's really into it. This doesn't include being absorbed by someone/thing all gooey, which I count as a regular vore thing.


NO.

* Scat, Watersports, Anal Play, Stink, Vomit: not interested, turns me off, no flexibility on this, sorry. Pan doesn't have an anus anyway; she digests everything and her stomach only has one opening.

* Humiliation and Degradation: I like slave play and bondage in which Pan is treated as a valuable toy or a pet, not treated as filth or called degrading names. Domination without underlying tenderness is not of interest to me.

* Death or Torture Oriented Scenes: with the occasional exception of food-themed cooking play mentioned above, suffering and death are not my thing. Pan doesn't have any blood, viscera or bones and she doesn't experience pain, so there are some preds who aren't likely to find her a satisfying meal.

* Lolicon / Underage: No kind of sexy play with minors for me, thanks. Pan's pretty good with children and makes a fine babysitter, though.

* Battles, Arguments, Soap Opera, Dick-Waving Contests and Emo Bullshit: 1. When characters aren't getting along, Pan's going to stay out of the way until they do, especially if it appears to be the players having a dispute. Even when a fight is all in good fun between consenting players, Pan might cheer on one side or the other, but she's about as useful in combat as a marshmallow dagger. 2. In a format where any character can have any power they want to declare, you're not impressing me by having the biggest sword. And 3. While character development and depth is fine (and if a friend has a real problem they want to talk about OOC I'm certainly willing to lend an ear), I'm not interested in constantly nursing characters or players whose whole point appears to be gathering sympathy by having emotional breakdowns and being tortured by Horrible Secrets of their Past. When it comes to deep emotional expression, Pan has a complete collection of Disney soundtrack albums.

(I'm not down on anyone who's into these things. Whatever floats your boat. They just do the opposite of arouse my interest.)

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For the record, because I've gotten this question from at least three people for some reason, this is my list of interests. This whole section really is my honest answer to the question, "What do you REALLY want?"

It's not an exclusive list, though; things that aren't mentioned here aren't an automatic no, and goodness knows there may even be some things left I haven't even heard of. If there's something you'd like to try that's not on my list, just ask -- following the caveats mentioned above, of course.

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