Patty_C

Patty is just a normal everyday, boring typical girl. Just kidding... She's a cake. She's...a cake? How the hell did this happen?

Well it's nothing too interesting actually. I wasn't entirely lying before, she was once a normal human girl. She just had the misfortune to meet a gypsie and the lack of wisdom to refrain from making fun of her weight.

It's a long story short, but, the fierce skeptic that she was at the time, she mocked the gypsie who Patty felt was conning her friend. Well, the Gypsy decided to show Patty just how real her magic was...

So Patty made some kind of comment like "put down the cake" or "too much cake" or some such thing. This insult was what had inspired the Gypsy's curse. So just like that, Poof!!! She turned poor Patty into a cake!

Now, luckily, the friend she was with had some kind of concern for her fallen friend because she tried to force the gypsy to restore the girl by refusing to pay until she had done so. Well, Patty was turned back but not without a few...complications....

She was never really told what to expect but as the years went on things...happened...

The first, and most common thing was that she was almost eaten right up! A lot! Like a whole lot....She still smelled absolutely delicious and a few boyfriends would even realize that she tasted sweet and delicious. One boyfriend even tried to go straight from kissing to eating...

...Which brings us to the next thing...and how her sister came into the room to see Patty's rear end sticking out of this boyfriend's mouth. There are two ways to make Patty smushable like the soft, spongy cake that she is now:
1. By pressing both of her ears simultaneously
2. By pressing downward on the top of her head.

Once her and a friend were shopping for someone's birthday party. Patty made the mistake of picking up a birthday candle. Then, suddenly, A friend and a cake were shopping....Patty had poofed back into a cake again!
If Patty ever makes any physical contact with a birthday candle she is immediately turned into a cake.

Finally, this tragic story must be told. One day, a friend brought some pie over....Poor thing never stood a chance....Patty hates pie. Or at least Patty the Ravenous Cake...Monster? hates it. Much to her own surprise and bewilderment, Patty found herself turning into a cake again! However, this time, she was oddly mobile...and carniverous as her friend found out the hard way while her flip flops were pulled inside to be digested amoung spongy cake and warm icing.

So there ya go, if you want to hang out with Patty....no pies....and candles only if you want to eat her up....she's delicious...don't tell her I told you that...