Rider Red
As soon as the She-wolf began to feel
That she would like a decent meal,
She went and knocked on the landlady's door.
When the lady opened it, she saw
The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin,
And Wolfie said: "May I come in?''
Poor landlady, now terrified,
"She's going to eat me up!", they cried!
And they were absolutely right,
Wolf ate them up in one big bite.
While they were ripe, Wolf counted not among gays
And so she wailed, "I haven't screwed for days!
Without climax I just cannot feel,
That I've truly had a decent meal!"
She played with herself, and whined out yelping:
"I've got to have a second helping!"
Then added with a frightful leer,
"I'm therefore going to wait right here
Till the courier with red riding hood
Arrives with his delivery from the wood."
She considered putting on the lady's clothes,
(Of course she hadn't eaten those).
But she merely decides on an apron to don -
Forget the rest, this shall turn him on!
She even brushed and did her hair,
Then sat herself in the landlady's chair.
In came the dainty young man in red.
He stopped. He stared. And then he said,
"What adorable ears you have, milady."
"All the better to charm you with," the Wolf replied.
"What lascivious form you have, milady."
said he with red riding hood.
"All the better to do you with~" the Wolf flirted.
She sat there watching him and smiled.
She thought: 'I'm going to eat this child.
Once this cutie's done me raw,
He's going to taste like caviar!'
Then forth leaned the bearer of his cloak bright red,
"But milady, how delicious you must be~" he said.
"Wait... that's wrong!" cried Wolf. "Have you forgot
To at least keep the part with what BIG TEETH I've got?
Ah well, no matter what you say,
I'm going to eat you anyway~"
The young man smiles. One eyelid flickers.
He sheds his cloak - and then his knickers.
Wolf spent the night moaning and whined like a pup,
He even ate her out... and ate her up!
For those neglected ladies alone in the wood,
There's a young courier in red riding hood.
A bit steep in change, but the service is nice;
For it's not merely the delivery that's in the price~
Those who prey upon him are quickly out of luck,
But at least they'll go out with a really good-...
So when you need to share a bed,
Feel free to call the Rider Red.