Sammy_Koopa

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Sammy is a diligent delivery clerk for the postal service, operating a special department responsible for any items that require "special" delivery arrangements. No matter the size, no matter the destination, if it's possible for a thing to be delivered, he'll see to it that it gets where it needs to go. Of course, that has landed him in more than a few sticky situations, but he's a resilient chap - after all, others of his kind have been known to survive for decades in the bellies of dragons thanks to their tough shells, but that doesn't mean to say he'll just go looking for trouble - who will deliver the mail if he winds up stuck somewhere?

So yeah, we've got a turtley guy with an indestructible shell who'll deliver whatever you want to wherever you want. More details as I write 'em up.

And yes, the mail is being delivered by a turtle. You can insert your own joke about the speed of second class post if you wish.

Yet another alt of MaraudingMarauder.