Seafood_Ramen_Girl

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Grown for restaurant use or home delivery, Ramen Girls are artificial life-forms who exist to be eaten.

The Seafood variety has a milder, umami flavor and a laid-back demeanor. Her body continuously flavors the broth she is immersed in, and if her noodle-hair is cut, it will grow back if she is in hot water.
Her first words are generally a casual, "What's up?" or "Hey, you hungry?"

By default, Ramen girls feel no pain, though custom-ordered ones can be designed with the ability.
They consider it a life well-lived to be slurped up, swallowed, and digested.

See Also: Beef_Udon_Girl, Sukiyaki_Girl, and Cocktail_Girl.

Preparation instructions:
1. Open the foil envelope containing your Ramen Girl and immerse in enough boiling or near-boiling water for most of her body to be covered.
2. Ramen Girls can take between 30 seconds to 2 minutes to fully wake from their torpor. A Ramen Girl will never be uncomfortable or hurt by the amount of heat produced by conventional kitchen equipment.

Leftover Instructions:
If you did not finish your Ramen Girl, and would like to do so later, you take multiple routes:
A. Remove the Ramen Girl from hot water and use cool water to cool her down, putting her back into a dormant state.
B. Keep the Ramen Girl in warm or hot water. She will not deteriorate or become soggy under any circumstances, and can in fact regenerate lost mass through heat and light.

Notice:
While the Ramen Girl is alive and sapient, she is not biologically human.

A Ramen Girl may be kept active indefinitely, but will require occasional sustenance to ensure her flavor remains strong. She takes on the flavors of what she eats, so feeding her additional Ramen Girls of the same type may be advised if the consumer wishes for her flavor to remain the same.