Sir

　
　　　"Welcome."




I just like to hang out, don't mind me.

I am the very model among modern-day gentlemen,
I've puissance on the keyboard, beyond mastery of sword and pen,
I interpret the I-Ching, and know the U.S. Presidents,
From Kadesh to the Vistula, I know impact and the precedents,
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, derivative, quadratical,
About quantum entanglements I'm teeming with a lot o' views,
With many cheerful background facts leading to the latest news,

Of vegetable, animal, and mineral I've information,
Like a Major-General from days of Industrialization!