SkunketteAxi

Whoo... That was a thick one.. Er, we're filming? Shit..
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This young female is Axi (As shown in this picture! "Skunker" is credit to team! Also, if you don't like scat or if it isn't completely your thing, don't let the picture crawl under your skin <3) , she's, as you have guessed, a skunk! But she isn't a furry, she can get rather edgy if she's proclaimed a furry.. Be aware.. If requested to be a furry, she would gladly turn herself into a furry, or others into furries themselves if requested! She bottles up a Sunset colored skunk spray just for this sort of situation.
She has a fine, slim body. She works out just a bit and thus has decent arm leg and belly muscles. Her eyes are a bright shade of icy blue, everybody wonders how she got her bright blue eyes, when skunks would normally have green eyes. She wears relaxed sweats or white shorts, a pair of casual light pink panties or a bright blue thong. A black Bra or a White Bra. She has D cups by the way :3 -
*Stops typing up her report, leaning back and yelling towards the door* EY AXI!

Distant voice: Yea~?

Me: What kinda shirts do you like to wear?

Distant voice: What? Why would you ask such a bizarre question?

Me: I'm submitting you for this F-list thing, have you packed yet?

Distant voice: No Shen! I've been busy.

Me: *Sighs* You're flying to F-list tomorrow, you need to pack up!

Distant voice: No! I don't wanna!

Me: *rubs the bridge of my nose* So immature.. *Mumbled* So what sorta shirts -do- you wear?!

Distant voice: *Gentle giggling* I don't wear shirts!

Me: *Rubs chin* Oh yeah..

She -might- wear a white T-shirt or tank top, perhaps even a black tanktop or T-shirt when sleeping. Her main Diet consists of a wide variety of meats, and a small ammount of Veggies including Cabbage, broccoli, and other well-known plants. If you ever desire to give her dinner, unless you want to choke really bad, don't feed her Steak or Sushi. She loves fish particularly, and manages to eat it -all- as soon as I purchase it. Needless to say, her body does a damn good job at churning all that down and forcing it right back out at me. Be it in a gas or solid form, either way, she has a foul way of dealing with her food, being a skunk and all... She has this crazy thing about spraying different ways. She can turn you into a female or something with her variety of different sprays. One in particular lets her turn people or herself into a furry or Feral... Oh, and she has an arrowhead shaped mark right on the fur beneath her tail and above her rumphole, I can only imagine what that means... She-

Distant voice: YOU AREN'T TALKING TRASH ABOUT ME ARE YOU!?

Me: *Flinches* N-no! 'fcourse not.. You're my room mate!

Distant mumble: Yeah yeah..

Me: *Exhales*


She wakes up with a particularly nasty explosion waiting in her gut, so.. careful if you sleep next to her, or god forbid, south of her. If you ever decide to give her a Kiwi, get ready to find a gas mask. Kiwi's somehow make her gut twice as strong, she digests food insanely fast and ends up forcing it out minutes after eating one of those things. If you want to please her, make her happy or something if you pissed her off or whatever, give her a Kiwi.. just.. Get ready.

Me: *Sits back* Done... *Stands and trots downstairs, into the kitchen where he plucks out a fresh soda. Cracking it and sipping, walking to the living room and looking around* I wonder where she went.. *The door opens up and in walks the attractive skunk* Huh? Where've you been?

Axi: Don't go outside.

Me: Why?

Axi: Just don't.

Me: .w.'''''

Axi: *Plops down beside me and picks up her videogame controller, unpausing her current game and clicking furiously at the controller* Hey, I'm gonna take the console on the trip.

Me: What?! No way, it stays home.

Axi: *Pauses the game* It comes with me!

Me: Here!

Axi: Me!

Me: Here or you aren't going.

Axi: You can't control me! *turns and snarls to herself, glaring at the Tv screen, she seems to kill even better at the game, now.*

Me: Stubborn girl.. It might get stolen!

Axi: *Turns her rear towards me and raises her tail, biting her tongue and grinning, her stomach tensing up beneath her tank top*

Me: *Crosses arms* You didn't eat recently.

Axi: *Gives a sharp, cute grunt, a blast of hot air slams into me. I reel off of the couch, yelping.*

Me: Ga-! *Hack, cough!* Y-you Didn't ea- AAAGH-!!! EAT ANYTHING! *Turns over, trying to cover my face*

Axi: And? *She giggles, returning to her game, the scent of her own devastating blast not bothering her.*

Me: How did you- *Gags, coughing*

Axi: I thought you knew, I don't need food to make nasty gas! *She laughs to herself as I drag myself up the stairs, back to the computer*

Me: On second thought.. Don't feed her kiwilllllllllllllllllllll.;/ (Apparently, the author has collapsed at his desktop.)

<) Hey look, A friends list! Here are some people I enjoy playing with. [I'd love to get into an instant chatbox with them when I click on their name.. Preferably from a -=-FRIENDS LIST-=-.... But I have to make one myself, apparently.(>

Skunker Evyln Hungry_Wolf Gloom Gaoru Catelina Kasi Aniece [[