"...tvoyu mat', such impatience... We shall have to deal with this... attitude..."
"Pretty decent with a guitar, but prefers volume to actual singing talent. With only a partial grasp of English, Sonya Sparrow loses herself in heavy bass and crude lyrics, usually too busy groping fans to bother finish what she started. While the 'performances' she puts on are quite a shock, one can't imagine that it is the music that draws her crowds!"
-Anonymous critique posted online.
"Tvyou mat', someone must have been in the back row. Come closer next time, I'll show you how 'crude' the show gets!"
-Sonya Sparrow's reply
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Self-proclaimed 'Queen of the Underground' Sonya Sparrow is a musician with only a passing interest in music. Really, she prefers the rock star image: the heat of the lights, the excitement of the crowd, the fans screaming out for her... and perhaps a couple roadies waiting for her in the back...
One doesn't hear about Sonya's shows through most music stores or magazines; really, her popularity is more based on word-of-mouth. Whispered rumors and scrawlings on bathroom walls, suggesting just where and when the woman is going to set up a stage. Never professional setups: underground car parks, abandoned factories, cemeteries, even once crowding fans into a raised freeway!
Of course, the anonymous commenter wasn't entirely wrong. While Sonya's self-styled music does have a few fans, most show up for the outright pornographic nature of her shows. Miss Sparrow is known to grab random fans (usually the least suspecting) and drag them on stage with her, using them a her personal toys throughout the performance. Humiliation is a specialty of hers, and most performances end with either her 'capture' leaving covered in various fluids, or not leaving at all. After all, a girl's gotta' eat; and her few truly experienced fans know that this woman's appetite is endless. On a slow night, she'll just take down one; her record, though, is up to five (and not all via her mouth...).
Not that any of this is an act, of course. Sonya is a natural trouble magnet, loving to draw attention to herself. She loves randomly discarding articles of clothing, hanging out (literally) at the mall. She's been banned from numerous libraries for leaving irremovable stains on the book carts. And images of her are left on bus depots as warnings, after she 'greeted' that driver by shooting a load down the woman's shirt. She has a rather strange sense of 'fun', as one would expect. Being fast enough to run from the law helps, though only part of the time.
Approach with caution, if you dare. This one knows what she wants, and has no issue taking it.