Part of Alts_of_the_World
"Disloyalty in romance sucks right? Well...we can fix that for you~"
Spousetraps is a group of people dedicated to the removal of cheaters en masse! Think your husband or wife is seeing other people? Not sure the boy friend or girlfriend is staying true to your relationship? Time to call a Spousetrap! The following is an interview with owner of this bizarre company...
"So Ms. Elena, what is a Spousetrap?"
"A spousetrap is a man or woman asked to see someone's lover, married or not, is cheating or willing to cheat on them. We are given a set time in which we are to attempt seducing someone and have sex with them." Said Elena.
"What becomes of the cheaters you catch?"
"That varies per client. Some want to deal with it themselves and we then leave the couple to their business. Often though the client doesn't want to see the cheater again. So we often get the cheater as payment......by in which I mean we can have them for dinner~ Before you ask. I personally have eaten....seventeen, I'm pretty sure? I'll have to double check my books later."
"What about those that pass?"
"Well, that also depends on the client. Sometimes they let me tell the spouse what was up. Sometimes I'm to fade into nonexistance for them. But, either way, those relationship are growing well! As a woman....I admit having someone truly love you....and the want to remain loyal......it'd be hard to turn someone like that away~"
"Have there been any odd cases?"
"Of course! The biggest one was the case where the boyfriend was found both guilty and innocent! What I mean is that we didn't find him to be cheating or anything.....but....he instead feel in love with the spousetrap. That was four years ago, I believe they are married now...as for the lady there. She wasn't too beat up over it, seems that was a much easier pill to swallow then to hear your lover is cheating. I hope that doesn't happen again. No one knew how to deal with it....still don't."
"Anything else you can think of?"
Elena seems to think for a moment. "Not that I can think of off the top of my head really."
"Thank you for your time then! This was a.....interesting interview." The cameraman hits the camera....but it keeps rolling. "Say...you uhm....want to help me really quick?" Elena asks. "What with?" Elena figdets in her dress. "All this reminiscing has gotten me......all hot and bothered.." She stands up and pulls the man over to her. "You are single right? Care to help me with some stress relief then?~" The man stutters. "R-right here? Now?" Elena chuckles. "When and where else? Of course here and now...." She says. Afterwards Elena pulls him into a kiss......things end up with the cameraman and Elena having sex in the very chair she interviewed in!
"Ah....thanks..for the good time." Said Elena. "You were one of the...better fucks I've had." She says to him with a wink as she gets off him and fixes her attire. She then goes to her desk. "But I've kept you long enough...run along now you sexy thing." The Cameraman stumbles to his feet, fixing his own clothes and moving toward the camera, and Elena walks toward him. A struggle is then heard off camera and the pair fall back into frame! Elena covering the cameraman's mouth and nose with something and herself wrapped around him. Eventually the man goes still. Elena then takes all of his clothses off and eats him feet first. After a long series of swallows, the man's hand disappear behind the maid's lips. "Hmph...'Yes ma'am I'm single'....silly man....how do you think I set this interview up..?~ You are number eighteen..." Said the woman.
Elena then stepped behind the camera and rummaged through a bag of sorts. "Ah...here we go." She then sounds to dial a phone number. "Ah yes, this Mrs. Adderson? Hello this is 'Melodie.' I'm afraid your husband won't be coming home tonight........mhm. Yep.....and you were right, he was a good fuck..........would I have kept him? Deary, I can if you want but I thought you wanted him digested....yes.....alrightly then! He'll digest like the meal he is." Here, Elena walks back in front of the camera. "Thank you for coming to us, I hope your next relationship works out better~...Ms not Mrs....No, Mrs Melodie isn't my real name....I'm not married.....I was but we broke up.....no I didn't eat him!....oh hahaha, well, pleasure doing business with you, good night ma'am~" There is a phone beep. "Of course I didn't eat him..." Elena stretches....then looking to the camera. "Or did I?~" She says with a wink. "Enjoy the show?" She's talking to the camera now. "Well, I hope you did...see you later. Remember, cheaters are delicious~" Elena blows the camera a kiss, then she turns it off...
Examples:
Female Spousetraps: Click Here!
Male Spousetraps: Click Here!
OOC Notes:
1. A characters doesn't need to me an in active relationship. Could just have an NPC lover call them, then never again be mentioned.
2. As stated earlier, fates of the cheaters are as varied as the client. While getting eaten is the default. I'm open to and I encourage more types of ideas to what happens to those that cheat.
3. You don't have to have the Spousetrap picture be the one used. I encourage you to go find another if you want!
4. Can an alt of yours become a spousetrap? Sure, talk to me about it first though.