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Online dating is a real mess!

It's pretty difficult to find out how a person is from just a small profile and a quick text exchange - how can you expect to find romance that way? Well, unless you aren't looking for romance... then it might be useful.

But still! How can you be sure that whoever you meet online is genuine? That their pictures aren't exaggerated, that they aren't lying about who they are, what they do, where they went to school, or just what their dinner plans were...

Seems like it can get pretty dangerous for people out there!

This profile can be for encounters where someone flings or hopeful romantics wind up being a little different than expected, or it could be for anything! Don't feel like it has to be dating-related, we are all here for the same general fun, exotic end. Fairly flexible on all the details or who is involved!

UPDATE: The eighteen folks here recently got hired as employees by Boss_Melinda at Vorexon, and were promised great insurance benefits in particular!

Currently Online:

Annabelle

Age: 23

New in town, nursing school! Learning how to scientifically and anatomically have some fun ;) - Loves to hike and travel!

Victoria

Age: 22

Ivy League, Finance. If you have to ask, you can't afford me. I don't date beneath me, so if you think you are - swipe left.

Kaylee

Age: 18

Happy 18th to me! I'm ready to see the world... and maybe get in its pants.

Irene

Age: 30

Another one bites the dust.

Jessica

Age: 21

I'm told I have a great pair of personalities... only looking for something quick. And long...

Alessia

Age: 19

Italia! I can speak English alright, but I'm going to use my mouth for other things.

Violet

Age: 21

Photography, beaches, art, music, travel, love!

Mary

Age: 24

You think you have what it takes to get with a model? Well, here's your chance to learn that you don't.

Emily

Age: 22

New in town! C'mon and show me around - I'm pretty open! Swipe left if under 6".

Heather

Age: 23

:eggplant: :water: :water:

Jane

Age: 25

Model and entrepreneur - give me your best shot! We can talk about careers, and maybe I can give you a job...

Felicia

Age: 23

Dinner on the first date is boring, try harder.

Beatrice

Age: 18

Old name, new love!

Catherine

Age: 20

Looking for a guy to take me out to dinner - always a fan of Italian, Mexican, whatever... though I do get really hungry for cock. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Genevieve

Age: 19

Don't contact for long term. There is only one thing I'm on here for, and it better be more than 8 inches.

Laura

Age: 23

Looking for a fun hiking and adventure buddy! I'm always looking for new things to check out and explore!

Saira

Age: 21

Let's compare frequent flier miles. I bet mine's bigger than yours... >;)

Katie

Age: 24

Work hard, play hard. Looking for someone to help me unwind.