"Waaaan... so biiiiig... no wonder Earth gets to be a planet an' I don't... But I'm still the coldest!"
Seems another of the "dwarf planets" have followed that cute parka'd former planet
Pluto here... lil' Makemake, the smallest of the major five dwarf planets. (Ceres is technically smaller, but Makemake lets her be bigger 'cause she's important and lives in the asteroid belt!)
Makemake was never really considered a planet, so she's much calmer about the whole "dwarf" thing. Plus, she's short! Four feet even, and not all that heavy either! She actually thinks it's kinda cool that her and some of the others got "promoted" from just being comets and asteroids and stuff; it's kinda like being an honorary planet! So when she heard about Pluto making a visit to Earth, she decided to hop on down and introduce herself too, because people down there only found her in 2005, and not a lot of people know about her!
She's a pretty laid back, silly girl, and the idea of gobbling someone up hasn't even occurred to her! Though her "big sis" Pluto might decide to teach her... She's mostly fun and playful though, using her sub-zero body to create an endless supply of snowballs whenever she likes and causing mayhem even in the middle of summer! She can actually also do a lot of ice-related stuff, and can do some nifty stuff with methane and nitrogen, seeing as how she's coated in the stuff!
Unlike Pluto, she's a lot more solid to the touch, almost slippery, and -very- cold. Snuggle on her too long and you might be the one needing a big warm parka... don't worry, though, being frozen by Makemake is totally harmless! Unless she takes advantage of the situation to nom you down~
Fun facts:
Just like her big sis Pluto, she blushes a cute grey.
She's not actually related to the other TNOs, she just thinks of them like that and calls Pluto her big sister.
She's quite cold to the touch, beware!
Being frozen by her isn't fatal and carries no risk of frostbite. The target just ends up wrapped in a pretty ice crystal until they thaw out.
... no, she doesn't smell like farts, even with the methane. But don't light a match around her... >_>
