The Hungry Kitty is a brand new restaurant for the carnivorously inclined. Owned by Shyla and her wife Vixie, The Hungry Kitty aims to please a broad clientele by offering a wide variety of options for those who enjoy eating people, alive or cooked.
The Hungry Kitty can be found on the outskirts of the park. It's a brick building with warm woodsy interior and cozy booths to accommodate parties of all sizes, with earth tones used throughout the decor. The lighting is somewhat dim and atmospheric but bright enough to enjoy your meal.
The Hungry Kitty has developed a menu, seen below, but feel free to request items not on the menu. Our staff will accommodate you if possible.
The Hungry Kitty is also currently hiring waitresses, cooks, and strong busboys and girls to carry the larger entrees. Please apply with the store or Shyla and Vixie. Be advised, the waitress uniform is skimpy, consisting of a black bow tie, push up bra, and miniskirt. Male waiters will wear black leather thongs and bow ties.
We ask that you are respectful to our staff. Some MAY offer themselves to specific patrons as a menu item, but if they do not offer themselves, you may not eat them in our restaurant without dealing with Shyla. Also, we realize that due to the sensual atmosphere, our staff may at times need a place to...spend time with patrons alone. Our employee lounge has several curtained beds so if you and your waiter or waitress need to get out of the public eye, please vacate to these premises.
Our Staff
Shyla-Owner and Manager
Vixie- Waitress
Tewi-Waitress
Felice- Waitress
Mederic-Waiter
Gabby_- Waitress
ChristyRai-Bartender
Hermomon-Busboy
Pho_ubb- Resident Pizza Chef
Garnet_Predatora- Chef
Other positions are filled in by various members of Shyla and Vixie's respective tribes as needed.
The local legend food critic, Fae Lammist, recently wrote a review!
THE MENU
The Hungry Kitty
Fine Dining for the Carnivorously Inclined
Note: Micros on the menu are approximately 1-2 inches tall. Full sized humans come in all ethnicities and sizes-- if you have a preference, let your waitress know! MOST menu items can be served raw, baked, steamed, or fried, depending on your preference. We also have a daily special, so be sure to ask about it!
Appetizers
Parmesan Crusted Micros
Micro humans dusted with Parmesan cheese and Italian herbs. Served with spicy marinara for dipping.
Southwest Style Rabbit
Fresh young rabbit marinated in red chili brine for an extra kick! Served with tortillas, guacamole, sour cream and fresh salsa.
Ginger Honey Hen
Succulent honey glazed hen with fresh ginger seasoning, served with shortbread cookies and creamy soft cheese.
Cream of Turtle Soup
A deliciously velvety soup made with fresh turtles, celery, onion, and cream, all simmered down to melt-in-your mouth goodness. Served with fresh baguette slices.
Foxtail Soup
A brothy soup full of fresh seasonal vegetables and fox, including a real tail in every half gallon bowl. For the very hungry! May or may not include micro foxgirls.
Soup of the Day
Varies, so ask!
Salads
Caesar Salad
Classic romaine lettuce with Caesar dressing and fresh sliced parmesan and whole wheat garlic croutons, served with your choice of meat -rabbit, turtle, chicken, beef, micro human, micro demi.
Chef Salad
Our take on the classic, the usual plus your choice of THREE meats!
Greek Salad
Feta cheese and olives may seem like what set this salad apart, but in reality it’s the meat we add-micros dressed in edible flowing Greek dress! A real treat.
Entrees
All entrees are served with fresh bread, butter, and your choice of salad or soup.
Micro Basket
A simple meal of micros served with your choice of dipping sauce, served with fresh cut fries and a heaping helping of honey in case you feel like really playing with your food!
Pasta with Micro Marinara
A generous portion of al dente penne pasta with our house zesty marinara, swimming with micros for that extra crunch, topped with fresh mozzarella and parmesan cheeses.
Micro Pizza
Specially made by the renowned pizza AND pizza chef Pho_Ubb, then topped with fresh squirming micros.
The Basic Human
A male or female coated in our special house seasonings, thoroughly cleansed and served bound on a platter. All our bindings are made from a special jerky-like substance and completely edible. We ask if you do release your meal prior to consuming it, you do not let it wander off from your table.
The Stuffed Human
This is the same as above but stuffed with your choice of fillings: Stuffing, Fresh Vegetables, Fresh Fruit.
The Works
A stuffed human with traditional potato toppings- Bacon, Cheese, Sour Cream, and anything else you would like to add!
Seafood
Like humans, mermaids are available in both genders. The micros are 4-6 inches long.
Micro Mermaids and Chips
Three breaded and fried mermaid micros. Comes with an order of fries and your choice of dipping sauce.
Micro Mermaid Sushi
Two live mermaid micros, each bound with a seaweed wrap to a rice ball. Served with soy sauce for dipping.
Seafood Stew
Our (soon-to-be) world famous seafood stew, made with shrimp, mussels, halibut, and wiggling micro mermaids, plus a bevvy of savory veggies and spices.
The Basic Mermaid
A full-size mermaid, served raw or grilled with a lemon butter sauce.
Surf & Turf Combo
A full-size mermaid and a human together, each served how you like. Great for dates!
Desserts
Fudge-Dipped Micros
More decadent than simple chocolate, these treats are dipped in fresh, liquid fudge then generously coated with coconut, chopped peanuts, or sprinkles. 6 per order. Peanut Butter or Chocolate flavored fudge.
Micro Sundae
A traditional but huge 12 scoop sundae with your choice of ice cream flavor, nuts, sprinkles, hot fudge and caramel, as well as chocolate dipped micros on top. Available in a 4 scoop version for wimps.
Ice cream choices available: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Butter Pecan, Cherry, Chocolate Mint.
The Feast
A full sized human , bound with hardened toffee. Coated with layers of hot fudge, caramel, nuts, and sprinkles- and filled with fresh fruits and chocolate inside. Can even be topped with ice cream or fudge dipped micros- just ask!
Drinks
The Hungry Kitty prides itself on having a fully stocked bar and skilled bartenders- so whatever you’re looking for, just ask! Our specialty of the house are micro shots- which are exactly what they sound like.
