The_Chuckwagon

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  At first, it doesn’t seem anything too unusual: A wagon, pulled behind a large and rather heavyset wolftaur. Steve stands four feet tall at his tauric shoulders and well over seven at the tops of his ears. His face looks rather scruffy, his eyes are an almost sinister shade of yellow, and his left ear is somewhat tattered. Even though he seems to be just the slightest bit overweight, he carries himself with an air of certainty and confidence. His fur is an indistinguishable sprinkling of greys and browns, though his front and underbelly are considerably lighter. He wears nothing save for a studded leather belt around his waist where his upper and tauric bodies meet, and a leather pouch hangs from it. A distinctly metallic jingle comes from it with each step.

  It’s not until he gets closer that anything might seem at all out of the ordinary. The wagon he pulls is, for all intents and purposes, a cage on wheels, and can be typically be seen holding anywhere from one to four individuals within it, all of whom would be muzzled and immobilized in shackles for ease of transport, and to better be displayed. The sign on the sides and back — which features the words ‘The Chuckwagon’ in bold and moderately ornate red letters against a simple black background — is high enough so as not to obscure the view of those inside. Chalked beneath that in blocky letters is a quick description of each of the individuals inside the wagon, with a number beside it that can only be a price.

  ((This is something of a variation on the idea of one-time-only prey characters. I might take the occasional request from time to time, but by and large, I’ll make up the ‘merchandise’ when I come in. The ‘merchandise’ is prey only. (So please stop asking. ^.^; ) Preference-wise, I’ll only do oral vore. I don’t like humans for predators (though I’ve been known to bend on that with micros) and I won’t play as human merchandise, and I tend to avoid same species vore (and selling is close enough in this case, hence the removal of wolves from the list below). That may sound rather picky — and it probably is, I’ll admit — but I’m open to just about anything within that range, and have been known to make the occasional exception when the mood hits. Also, if you’d rather skip past the transaction details and move straight to the main course, I can work with that. No eating Steve. And don’t underestimate the wolftaur, either. It’s entirely possible that he might be looking for somebody to eat, himself. *Big toothy grin.*))

(A veteran player operating under an AssumedPseudonym.)


  P.S.: I’ve been meaning to make this character for a while, but, to give credit where it’s due, it was Fe’ath who originally inspired the character, and Scoperitor finally gave me the necessary inspiration to create it. ^.^;

S T E V E ‘ S   P R I C I N G   C H A R T
Canines	Domesticated	$7.50/lb.
	Fox, Wild Dog	$8.75/lb.
	Coyote, Hyena	$10.00/lb.
	Wolf (See Note Below)	$11.25/lb.
Felines	Domesticated	$7.50/lb.
	Ocelot, Bobcat	$8.75/lb.
	Lesser Big Cats (Panther, etc.)	$10.00/lb.
	Tiger, Lion	$11.25/lb.
Bears	Panda, Koala	$8.75/lb.
	Black, Brown, Grizzly	$10.00/lb.
	Polar	$11.25/lb.
Herbivorous	Rodent, Rabbit	$5.00/lb.
	Kangaroo, Deer, Antelope	$8.75/lb.
	Horse, Bovine	$10.00/lb.
	Hippo, Rhino, Elephant	$12.50/lb.
Avians	Poultry (Turkey, Quail, etc.)	$6.25/lb.
	Common (Sparrow, Bluejay, etc.)	$7.50/lb.
	Bird of Prey (Hawk, Owl, etc.)	$10.00/lb.
	Other (Penguin, Heron, etc.)	$8.75/lb.
Reptiles and Amphibians	Frog, Toad	$6.75/lb.
	Salamander, Newt	$7.50/lb.
	Lizard	$8.75/lb.
	Non-Venomous Snake	$10.00/lb.
	Crocodilian, Dinosaur	$11.25/lb.
	Venomous Snake	$12.50/lb.
Aquatic	Fish	$5.00/lb.
	Otter	$7.50/lb.
	Seal, Dolphin	$8.75/lb.
	Shark, Orca	$10.00/lb.
Miscellaneous	Humanoid (Human, Elf, etc.)	$6.75/lb.
	Ferret, Weasel	$7.50/lb.
	Skunk, Raccoon, Bat	$8.75/lb.
	Badger, Wolverine	$10.00/lb.
Mythological	Fae (Faerie, Dryad, Nymph, etc.)	$10.00/lb.
	Unicorn	$12.50/lb.
	Gryphon, Chimera, Naga	(See Hybrid Notation Below)
	Werecreature	(Priced as per Current Form)
	Dragon	$15.00/lb.
Micros	Any Species (12 Inches or Less)	$10.00/in. (Half Inches Round Up)
*Micros available upon request; supply and selection may be limited, and full payment required up front
*Snake pricing includes handling fees
*Winged — Add 10% to price (Does not apply to Avians, Bats, Pterosaurs, Gryphons, or Faeries)
*Tauric — Add 25% to price
*Hybrid — Average base price for each species before calculating total
*Certain breeds of domesticated canine or domesticated feline may be priced in the next highest price bracket per proprietor’s discretion
*Species not on the above list will be priced per similar species or per proprietor’s discretion
*Dehorning available upon request; add 10% to base price per horn to be removed before calculating price
*Prices subject to change without notice
*Wolf removed from list due to proprietor’s discomfort in selling his own species
*All merchandise has been acquired legally; paperwork will be presented upon demand or provided upon purchase upon customer request
*Volunteers to be merchandise conditionally accepted; offers of individuals to be sold as merchandise unconditionally refused
*Payment arrangements are available, ask for details; failure to make payments in a timely fashion constitutes theft and will result in the buyer taking the place of the stolen merchandise
*All sales are final, no refunds or exchanges

  ((Note: If you’re interested in possibly playing as Steve’s ‘merchandise’, let me know and I’ll try to work with you. Keep in mind that Steve’s extremely picky about the background of his merchandise, though. Also, the prices were more or less arbitrarily assigned, so please don’t be offended if your favorite species isn’t worth as much as you might feel it should be.))