THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL GIVE YOU SOME MORE PROFILE SHORTLY! HE'S JUST A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED RIGHT NOW, TAKING CARE OF HIS BROTHER, LOOKING FOR HUMANS, AND TRAINING IN THE ROYAL GUARD!
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF CHARMING, PLEASANT SMELLING SKELETON WOULD I BE IF I DIDN'T WRITE A PROFILE FOR ALL OF YOU? SO I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL WRITE TO YOU THE BEST PROFILE OF ALL TIME! FOR A PROFILE WITHOUT ANY PAPYRUS IS THE WORST KIND OF PROFILE THERE IS!
TAKING CARE OF MY BROTHER, SANS, IS AN ALL TIME JOB THOUGH! HE SLACKS OFF SO MUCH, AND HE CAN'T EVEN DO ANY OF HIS JOBS! HE CAN'T EVEN THINK UP A GOOD PUZZLE! SO I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HELP HIM BY MAKING HIS HAVE SOME OF THE MOST PUZZLING PUZZLES TO EVER PUZZLE A PUZZLER! NOT TO MENTION I ALSO COOK HIM PLENTY OF FOOD. MY SPECIALTY IS SPAGHETTI. I ALSO CLEAN OUR HOUSE CONSTANTLY, THOUGH SANS REFUSES TO PICK UP HIS SOCK! WHAT KIND OF MAN CAN'T PICK UP HIS SOCK?! AND HE MAKES SO MANY PUNS AND ARRRRGGGH.
ANY WAY, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM ALSO PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD, WHERE UNDYNE TRAINS ME HARD TO BE A GOOD HUMAN CATCHER! I'M NOT TO SHABBY IF I DO SAY SO MY SELF....THEN AGAIN I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY CAUGHT A HUMAN, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT, FOR ONE DAY I WILL! OTHER THEN MY FRIEND OF COURSE! (frisk)
I ALSO DO WELL TO ALWAYS BRING A HELPING HAND TO MY FELLOW MONSTER FRIENDS. THEY NEED ALL THE HELP THAT I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CAN GIVE THEM TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER. AND IT USUALLY WORKS!
THIS IS MY THEME! ONLY COOL DUDE'S HAVE THEMES LIKE THESE!
OH OH! DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A MIX-TAPE I DID?!
WAIT! DON'T GO ANY FARTHER DOWN! THERE'S SOMETHING I'D RATHER YOU NOT SEE... PLEASE TURN BACK HUMAN, I BELIEVE IN YOU!
I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN YOU.... (an alternate final fight...)
I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER.... OF DETERMINATION, THE SAME AMOUNT YOU USE TO DESTROY!
